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Hey @Walmart …a thread Wondering how a package with 0 warnings isn’t a liability. Your manufacturer sure seem to think that’s the case,and since you passed me off to them, I’m going to you thru here. Pics attached show the letter I received, thread shows packagaing and scar.

@thejaybaybay Could conquer anything

Me and these green leggings against the world

@megbasham 

Every man who has seen this has claimed there was “just something in his eye.”

@StevieStacks84 There was never a rollback on prices when gas dropped.

Someone who gets it and the answer is, at least in one case, yes! And then the retailers will do a massive rollback on the goods.

@youlooklikeamom How are all these service guys this lucky?

😑I walked to my gate to greet the bug guy and my skirt flew up to my waist 😭

@MiaMalkova Team Mia

Team ass or team titties?

@ChrisWillx Yes You don’t to get to sit in the waiting room for the presentation of your baby.

Should dads be in the birthing room?

@BigTitsLoves Gabbie

Slowly 🥵

@jbabysquared I believe the only appropriate response is OH MY

🪩

@pinkmagiclala My son love ketchup and pizza, hates spaghetti sauce and tomatoes.

It's me

@swd2 Please It’s not just one or once, it’s quantity in both amounts and frequency.

As of today, Florida SNAP recipients can’t buy soda or candy because God forbid we allow a single mom and her kids a few moments of happiness at the end of the day. 😡

@pinkmagiclala Oops…had to wipe a little drool off my mouth.

Done! 🤭

@LizaRosen0000 Piers is absolutely the worst host, never controlling the show.

t.co/EhHO8nenax Brilliant TV moment: Muslim guests on Piers Morgan's show go crazy and start shouting to stop Douglas Murray from destroying the false narrative about the war in the Middle East. Here are the facts: 1. Hamas is an Islamic terrorist organization. Hamas is also the Ministry of Health in Gaza. 2. A terrorist organization is not a reliable source of information. 3. The same Hamas terrorists who initiated the ongoing war on October 7th, 2023, provide the media and the UN with fake data and disinformation about the war in Gaza. 4. Israel has no interest in harming innocent civilians. On the other hand, all Hamas does is target innocent civilians in Israel while using the civilians of Gaza as human shields. 5. Hamas can end the ongoing war in Gaza by releasing all the Israeli hostages and laying down their weapons!

@mattvanswol @Tunnel2Towers is the only org I donate to.

I hate to say it… But I’m struggling to be generous after all the fraud we’ve seen. There’s so few charities I trust now. I do a deep dive on a homeless charity… oh look, my tax dollars are funding that and it’s run by a Trump-hating Leftist. A Christian charity? Oh look, they’re helping illegal aliens. An education nonprofit? Oh look, it’s getting money from Left-wing political groups to send in Democrat activists to give lectures on LGBTQ oppression. Even my TAX DOLLARS I know are being used to fund some BS non-profit that probably has me on a list somewhere as an extremist and is actively trying to cancel me. It’s hard to be generous when I’m already being generously stolen from in taxes and when even the nonprofits aren’t actually solving the problems they reportedly exist to solve.

@gotrice2024 Wtf

This woman suffers from fructophobia, she was a fear of fruits. When she was younger, she was fine with them however as she got older it got much worst. When in the presence of fruit she starts getting severe anxiety and crippling fear. Her boyfriend is trying to help her overcome her fear of fruit. He goes out and buys different fruits every week and they sit at the table and try them together. Her first bite, she cried due to fear but it did get easier on her. Have you ever heard of fructophobia,do you think this is the best course for someone who is terrified?

@Breaking911 The pattern stays true

WATCH: All out brawl at a Whataburger in Waco TX

@luckyolliee AND dangerous

Drunk

@sugarpatchi Late to the party but what a party!!

(volume up) and for my last trick i’m gonna…

@BrandonDonkey2 @DillowTalk2 That’s a treasure

Recently I found out my aunt had my grandmothers old Wedgewood stove in storage. I snatched it up this morning. It works, but needs some restoring. It even has the salt and pepper shakers!

@saksuds Food porn

Eating my last wet burrito 😔

@JennSalerno310 Yesss!!

That dog is actually Rick James and no one can tell me otherwise