Amanda/Mander/Mando 🎏

@ImpatienTourist A whole ass brew pon the GO 👎

Im on the GO bus and a man spilled his beer so now the whole place smells like stupid stale beer. Im not entirely sure, but I know the Premier is somehow to blame.

Toni Morrison, on living in times of crisis:

Nene Leakes themed team

@AskDyson Took my 360 Vis Nav to Baltimore service center last month, chat tells me to contact store, no phone answers... Where is it?

@Dyson Took my 360 Vis Nav to Baltimore service center last month, chat tells me to contact store, no phone answers... Where is it?

@MeIAmMiiiichele Nah my hg sent me this on IG, she live over there and was SICK because we went to the pop-up bar in December #WeHo

It’s the empty cart for me 😂

Mariah was out shopping at Erewhon in West Hollywood last night! DIVAAAAAA 😂❤️🦋

@_CoDiddy We've had A TIME

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! 15 years ago is CRAZY. #MyTwitterAnniversary

@MeekMill Never beating the 'child left behind' allegations

I need a GitHub too! Is it like that or nah?

@HeinousBaddie Not her trolling IRL

My daughter got beef with fat people. She feel like she gotta say "look at that big..." everytime she sees one. My mom took her to school and its a fat couple and my child couldnt help but to say sum. My mom hollered. Good thing im on Zepbound. She wont be calling me big!

@omgitstamz Remind me again which ones are your boos?

@RATEDAR 😂😂 i need to be louder on the tl consider this a #warning

I LOVE BTS AND IDC IF U DONT. MUTE ME THEN BITCH

Welcome to Delco. Mahershala Ali joins #Task Season 2.

#MahershalaAli has joined Season 2 of HBO’s “Task” in a leading role: • Ali will star opposite returning lead Mark Ruffalo in the crime drama, which is currently in pre-production • He will play Eddie Barnes, “a seasoned and well-respected DEA agent in Philadelphia whose team comes into conflict with Tom’s unit” wp.me/pc8uak-1lH3mJ

@Section_8_Condo I can't afford another tax, I stg

A mf clown!

You would’ve loved the reunion show and documentary. #G2BReal

@CarterJahad @Section_8_Condo @HeinousBaddie @Stevies_Wonder @ronniemanzini @LePetiteLeRoux @PlatformHoochie @Skeetizm @likedbymany @DrunkOnA_Monday @JakeDoesntCare @tecasse02 @KrazyCoolCarlos @ddechelon

Stud ICE Agent is not what we mean when we say representation matters…

The day the Affordable Care Act passed was one of my proudest moments as president, because it meant that millions of Americans would have access to health care, some for the first time. The ACA also prevented insurance companies from denying people with pre-existing conditions coverage, allowed young people under the age of 26 to remain on their parents’ plan, expanded Medicaid, and so much more. But the ACA was always meant to be a first step. We still have to do more to expand access and make health care more affordable for everyone.

@DrunkOnA_Monday OMG can we have Erica Kirk bless our union

@RATEDAR How about both of us be straight together? You can be the man💕

I’m real gay—queer, not so much.

@DrunkOnA_Monday Me on 1-JUN:

@RATEDAR Oh, you’ll be back hunny!! Bet that.