Rachel Shield

@itsrosesm Dorothy Maud!

WHAT was your grandmother's name... I'm looking for a vintage girl's name. Not Doris.

@charliersmith1 Here's Jasper, always wanting a cuddle! 🐾🐾

This feels very hard to write, but earlier I tried to end my life. I’m currently in hospital, awaiting assessment, not sure what the future holds. If anyone has any pet pics (or other cute pics), I’d really appreciate the distraction ❤️

@DrAmirKhanGP Gorgeous 😍

Morning I’m going to be flooding your timelines with gorgeous autumnal colours and make no apology for it Today it’s towering trees holding onto golden yellow leaves - a season where every leaf becomes a flower #WednesdayMotivation

Still dreaming!

@Kinnon17 Bless you. ❤️ That's a whole week after most Schools! Time to turn off the alarm! ⏰️ 😴 Sweet dreams. Xxx

After some very emotional goodbyes this afternoon, I am finally on my summer break. Convinced this half term has been 87 weeks long!

@Ripleynoms @DrAmirKhanGP Me too. 😍

Morning Malva is definitely the flower of the moment in my garden right now, after weeks of promise the bust have finally Opened to reveal exquisite papery flowers Bees seem to get lost in them, only to emerge covered in golden pollen Lovely #thursdaymotivation

@Ripleynoms Why isn't there an angry button on here?

@Kinnon17 So it wasn't you in the traffic cone then! 😂🤔 Xxx

@RCShield 😂 I haven’t seen a single nose all day, come to think about it! Various fancy dress costumes, from Eminem to Darth Vader to a traffic cone, but no noses! xx

Why does going to work in jeans / casual wear feel so much nicer than being in work clothes? #UKschools #ComicRelief #nonuniformday

@Kinnon17 @Tesco I could give you my views about @Tesco, but this is a public platform!!!

@RCShield @Tesco Thank you - I hope so too! Can’t find any way of writing to/emailing the company, so we’re a bit stuck. FAQs on the website state that the scheme is still in place, so no advice there. Management in the store were awful!

Hi @Tesco - what’s happening with your savings stamps? It says on your website that it’s still operating but my 70 year old Mum has been told she can no longer save, and that she can’t redeem the £44 she has on her card. She was treated appallingly in your Top Valley store.

@Kinnon17 Bless you. ❤️ That really isn't any fun. I agree about the weather, it isn't even pretty snow! ❄️☃️

As a general rule, I love winter, but I am so over this one already. Enough with the floods!! Spending almost 2 hours travelling to/from work each day when I live 4.5 miles away, is not the one. #Flood #SpringPlease #anyonesellingakayak

@theyellowguru @currys @dpd I hope it was intact. And working! 🤞

Thanks dpd for delivering my Currys order. "Left in the back porch" No, thrown over the back gate and left in the rain. @currys @dpd

@Kinnon17 I think I might opt to be a grizzly bear! I'd snuggly with my grizzly family, and sleep til spring! 😴

In my next life, I’d like to be a hedgehog please. #hibernation #allthesleep

@JaneyGodley My Mum had No. 3!

Tell me which ones you had

@SDobson1979 2/2 the English Democrats and the Emperor of India! Or... the Conservatives! My only hope for sanity is that with the far right vote split so many ways, there's a chance that common sense will prevail on 19th October!

@SDobson1979 Having read the campaign literature for Reform UK, the Christian Peoples Aliiance, the Mainstream Party, and the Heritage Party, I think most of Suella's supporters are here in Mid Beds! And I haven't factored in the Monster Raving Looney Party, the True & Fair Party 1/2

@magisterdobson I suppose the Duckworth Lewis method won't be acceptable either? 🤔

@Ripleynoms @SoVeryBritish Mangetout?

What’s the most middle class vegetable?

Here's what you didn't realise you needed today: a dodgy holiday 🎶 acapella version of an 80s tune, angled at the @NadineDorries story. It's called "The Never Ending Dorries" - you can guess what it's parodying (@Limahl_Official). PS: We're all still scarred by Artax's death