The Dread Pirate Bob

Terrorists Give Up After Three Hours In TSA Line buff.ly/asKsRui

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NEW: Detroit woman clearly driving her car during a court Zoom call tries gaslighting a judge by claiming she was *not* actually driving her car. Judge: You cannot be driving, ma'am. Woman: I'm not driving. I'm a passenger in a car... Judge: Am I crazy, or does it not look like you're driving that car? Woman: I'm not driving the car. Judge: What side of the car are you on? Woman: I'm on the left-hand side.

Senator Fetterman shut down one of Mehdi Hasan’s Zeteo reporters. “I want to offer condolences to your boss [Mehdi]. I know he’s all broke up about the Ayatollah.” 🤣

I really don’t think you’re supposed to call them that.

“They Looked Iranian”: Security Footage Shows Trump Negotiating With White House Patio Umbrellas for Six Hours theshovel.com.au/2026/03/25/the…

RIP Sora, you gave us the greatest ai video of all time

@Noahpinion All my life I’ve thought of them as roughly minivan-sized. Apparently I underestimated by a long shot.

Blackpill: A triceratops was only about the size of an elephant

Christopher Hitchens on Islam many years ago: “They really mean to abolish everything you care about, and they want to take away everything you love and destroy everything you have, replacing it with a Stone Age ideology.”

🚨 Japan to send help to open Strait of Hormuz

Absolute god-level. Cannot be beaten.

He's been waiting for this moment all his life

mf look like the direct descendant 😭

We grew up watching hand drawn Disney and now it's just gone. We don't talk about this enough.

He deserves all 5 points

Each time you use AI, it steals water directly from Noam Chomsky’s body Think about it next time you want to Grok something

Relatable 😂

More lawyers in trouble for AI misuse today: Attorney represented a criminal defendant and filed an application to reopen an appeal. The application alleged prosecutorial misconduct and cited quotes attributed to the prosecutor. Only problem was the quotes were completely made up. "The page Appellant cites to on page 4 for the 'legally inflammatory' statement by the prosecutor- is, in fact, the court reporter’s signature page, with no statements of any type by the prosecutor." The fake quotes came from ChatGPT. A paralegal uploaded case materials to ChatGPT and pasted the output into the application. The lawyer didn't catch it. But it gets worse: after the application was denied, the lawyer appealed the denial to the Ohio Supreme Court anyway. And when he submitted his firms "AI Policy" to show he was taking corrective action, the court determined that the policy itself was AI-generated and was incomplete. "The proffering of an AI-generated AI policy as a remedial measure in a case involving the submission of AI-generated fabrications to this court is, at best, ironic." And two months after the sanctions hearing in this case, the attorney did it again, in another case. He submitted a filing with the ChatGPT prompt embedded in the filing itself: "Would you like me to draft the next argument section (e.g., argument 1 – B on the 'nature of the charge' omission) in the same tone and format so your brief reads as a seamless multi-print memorandum?" Sanctions: -$2,000 fine -Referral to Ohio Office of Disciplinary Counsel -Must serve copy of judgment on judge of every court in which he makes an appearance, for 2 years -Must include certification that all cases are real and verified, for 2 years -6 hours mandatory CLE about AI ethics -Must write apology letters to prosecutor, trial judge, trial defense counsel, and prior appellate counsel who were defamed by fake quotes.