Randy “Three Putt” Harris, MBA

i’ll sign her to a 15 second/$3 contract in my bedroom

@percznowitzki same here lmao. game recognize game

@RandyHarrisIII Not even a LeBron guy and I can appreciate how tough this is

this guy definitely got laid. #LakeShow

@onenonlybucky OKC spread bro. trust.

@RandyHarrisIII tell me about it dawg. the “FRO” Jarrett Allen couldn’t grab 7 REB as a big man. deciding if I should make a parley or straight lakers brewers ML.

spending 30 mins cooking up a parlay just for it to go 1/6

@RandyHarrisIII it’s the thought that counts

@RandyHarrisIII Why did she underdress?

@RandyHarrisIII I ain’t never seen anyone do this for Jordan

@ChetBagMcDougal neither do I Jet

@RandyHarrisIII don’t see anything wrong with this photo?

@ParkLang12 just took an hour long nap, pretty elite so far. how bout you Park?

@RandyHarrisIII How was your day randy

One basketball player you're never slandering no matter what? Ill go first. Blake Griffin.

Tell me I’m wrong 🤷‍♂️

I’ve been promoted to head chef at Waffle House

@HeftyMarty Beer

What should I get my mom for Mother’s Day?

Franklin got sun-dried 😔 #rip

@BlokeGriffin lowkey a sleeper…

@RandyHarrisIII Far and away the best flavor

What do y’all know about riptide rush

@Mooseman0012 @culvers

Get me to God’s country.

job interview locked in for Tuesday, could be huge for #theprogram. no turning back now. 😤

@OnyxOdds “Clutch POTY” 😭🥀

If Jalen Brunson retired today, would he deserve to make the Hall of Fame? ⭐️ 3x All-Star ⭐️ 2x All-NBA ⭐️ 2025 Clutch POY ⭐️ 2x NCAA Champion ⭐️ 2018 Wooden Award ⭐️ 19.2 PPG / 3.2 RPG / 5.3 APG

I ain’t got ANY hoes in my phone 😔