Marty “baldnuts” Cornwallace

Odds are he has roughly 800k “absentee brackets” left to send into ESPN. They will likely arrive just in time for the championship game.

Wake up. Fire off some tweets. Grab a beer. Watch some basketball. #marchmadness

@thatbadboyray Sweet dreams ray

I have been awake since 10am on Thursday.

Top 5 Jobs of all time: 1. Foot 2. 3. 4. 5.

@JackDunkins01 100% needs to be humbled

Biggest cornball I’ve ever seen in my life

@OlukaiBandit What’s to join chud culture I see

“How do i make a burner”

Today I am going full “Marty Cornwallace Mode” as my friends like to call it. I will not be answering any questions at this time. Please respect my decision. #chugsplash

@kevinwestgirth I busted Kevin

Somehow correctly picked VCU and High Point but my bracket is still busted

@Greg_Fuhhels Bros a foid

My left fucking nut could put a better play on this ball bro 😂

@Greg_Fuhhels Travel

Roommate got an airless basketball so I can fuck around like a retard all night

@wiac_chef10 Aw that sucks. Have another beer maybe that’ll help

Unfortunately birth control has caused mood swings for my girlfriend😑 #dammit #annoying #raw #stillloveher

If it was your first time seeing Charles Barkley on tv you’d probably think he’s got Alzheimer’s

Is this good? Asking for a friend.

@BrandonPollis You can certainly do more than one a game. #brandonputsthemdown

Happy #fuckafreshmanfriday drinking 1 beer for every game today so let’s have a day

@Greg_Fuhhels Happy Friday Greg

2 cheese pizzas delivered to my doorstep for $14. #thisislent

I’ve had 14 double rum and cokes since the badgers lost

That Utah State wife is a rocket #marchmadness #utah

@BudWiser6969 I’ll take things that will never happen for $500

If Illinois loses to VCU i will drop out of Illinois with a month and half left before graduation. #dontlose

@johhny_drama Have you used your grayshirt yet?

Sitting on my porch with only a few weeks left as a senior, smelling the flowers before they’re gone #covidyeardrama #NIL

@wiac_chef10 Kyle I’ve been lurking for a little bit and decided to follow. #aboutdamntime

BREAKING NEWS🚨 UWP CF Brayden Knoll admits he gets his power from his third leg (9.5” soft) when asked about his performance at the dish which consisted of 2 no doubt homers #dawg #baller #notsurprised #anklespanker

@Greg_Fuhhels Greg he is the biggest of all chugus’s

Anyone else seeing this chud at the 5 for Idaho?