David Bowman

@elonmusk Oh yay, it's the Friday timeline clog up with AI porn for basement nerds. Go out and get some sun and fresh air...

Quality over quantity

Fun facts: If all the planets in our solar system were lined up side by side, they would fit between the Earth and the Moon with a little room to spare

@AGPamBondi Godspeed patriot.

Over the next month I will be working tirelessly to transition the office of Attorney General to the amazing Todd Blanche before moving to an important private sector role I am thrilled about, and where I will continue fighting for President Trump and this Administration. Leading President Trump’s historic and highly successful efforts to make America safer and more secure has been the honor of a lifetime, and easily the most consequential first year of the Department of Justice in American history. Since February 2025, we have secured the lowest murder rate in 125 years, secured first-ever terrorism convictions against members of Antifa, shattered domestic and transnational gangs across the country, taken custody of more than 90 key cartel figures, and won 24 favorable rulings at the Supreme Court. I remain eternally grateful for the trust that President Trump placed in me to Make America Safe Again.

@SenMarkKelly A better day will be when you are convicted of sedition and locked up. Twat.

What a great day for our country. 🇺🇸🚀

@sebass85 @ClayTravis @SpaceX EXACTLY!

@ClayTravis NASA could learn a thing or two from the @SpaceX production people

Very cool.

@ClayTravis Extremely lame broadcast package. Years to plan a memorable event, we get 1990's CGI crap...

@NASA @NASAAdmin Can't the broadcast at least show the telemetry screen or something interesting?

@NASA @NASAKennedy This is a pretty lame broadcast production package. Where's the "current location" graphic, where is a reliable time line for upcoming events, capsule live shots? Lame for such an incredible event.

Liftoff. The Artemis II mission launched from @NASAKennedy at 6:35pm ET (2235 UTC), propelling four astronauts on a journey around the Moon. Artemis II will pave the way for future Moon landings, as well as the next giant leap — astronauts on Mars.

We're going around the Moon. Come watch with us. Artemis II's four-astronaut crew is lifting off from @NASAKennedy on an approximately 10-day mission that will bring us closer to living on the Moon and Mars. The launch window opens at 6:24pm ET (2224 UTC). twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@AnthonyCumia NASA's production package sucks balls. For the years they had to cook something memorable - a lame graphic that can't get the engine burn correct, no current location graphic, no upcoming milestone time line.

Always amazing to see. Aside from women being the ONLY people NASA is using for commentary, great to see a successful launch.

@GovernorHobbs Call it what you want, but I don't want to pay for illegal aliens and lazy fat negroes that live on our tax dollars.

@CaptMarkKelly It's a shame that space burned out all your logic brain cells and left you a TDS ravaged string puppet to china and your billionaire handlers. Twat

After more than 50 years, we're going back to the Moon and I couldn't be more excited. Only in America do we have the resources, talent, technology, and the will to lead humanity back.

@SenMarkKelly You had 4 years with ol pudding head to do all these things - as well as close the border, investigate rampant fraud, etc. But now, it's all TDS Orange Man Bad to you and your twat colleagues. All your fault cheater.

While the rich buy more speedboats and mansions, working Americans are struggling to pay the bills. It’s time to refocus our government on what really matters: Lowering the costs of gas, groceries, housing and everything else that’s making it hard for working families to get ahead. nbcnews.com/specials/unaff…

@elonmusk Now do the original $40k CT

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@AZSecretary Slob. You cheated in your own election race.

States run elections to protect our democracy from a single point of failure. As long as I am Secretary of State, I will do everything in my power to protect your personal identifying information.

@CaptMarkKelly @MarchMadnessWBB Except the fans will be stuck in TSA lines because you and your fellow demoncrats went on vacation instead of funding the departments that protect our nation. PS: Vote YES on the Save America Act while you're at it. Twat

Looking forward to welcoming all the @MarchMadnessWBB fans to Arizona as Phoenix hosts the Women's Final Four!

@EricLDaugh I thought they did this 2 fucking years ago? Christ - just prosecute the demon or shut the hell up about him. Toothless diatribe.

🚨 JUST IN: Trump FDA Commissioner Marty Makary CONFIRMS he has CANCELED all the Dr. Fauci cruel beagle experiments They tortured beagles in "inhumane and unjustifiable" experiments Fauci is evil. NO MORE dog abuse!

@CaptMarkKelly Hey jackwagon - how about you do what your constituents want and vote YES for the Save America act. That's bipartisan, when 80% of Americans all want the same thing. Do your job. Twat

Parents across the country are concerned about kids' social media use, whether it’s addiction, data collection, or algorithms pushing them to harmful content. There's real bipartisan agreement to protect children online — and we need to act on it. Our kids can't wait.

@wmorrill3 @elonmusk I'll let you know when I get my $40k one.

I know there are a lot of Cybertrucks doing work out there - those using it for business, any feedback?

MORE: Twenty-two states have requested, and received, authority to prevent SNAP benefits from being used on junk food.

@GuntherEagleman @StephenM I have faith in the Arian Brotherhood.

🚨 BREAKING: Jury just convicted a Biden-released, unvetted illegal alien pedophile for raping a 12-year-old girl in Des Moines, Iowa. Another Democrat-imported monster destroying an American child. Deport them ALL and lock this animal up for life.