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Bearded Johnson
@Redbeard315
Constant Reader - Kurt Vonnegut enthusiast - IT/Fraud Prevention - NFL - MMA #BILLSMAFIA
Earth Beigetreten Mart 2015
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@Innerviewq @BillsRunDeep2 It’s all about 3 Ninjas and the criminally forgotten Beverly Hills Ninja.
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If you were born between 87-92 , male, this movie was harder than karate kid
Old Media@oldmedia
3 Ninjas (1992)
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@Genschpress @Innerviewq “Watch the stomach, watch the stomach!”
“Ughhhhh thanks”
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@LauraLoomer @OwenShroyer1776 Take some the injection out of your face and have it reinjected into your ears. Problem solved.
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@OwenShroyer1776 No. Just the noise of 10 hours of screams. My ears are bleeding.
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Is there anything worse than a crying baby on a plane?
I wish parents would control their children. It’s so disruptive. I refuse to believe a baby cries for 10 hours. At some point this is just bad parenting, right?
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Insane: Giants RB Cam Skattebo says that CTE is fake and calls it an “excuse” along with asthma.
“You think CTE is a real thing?”
Skattebo: “No. It’s an excuse."
"I think asthma is an excuse to."
Skattebo: "Asthma is fake too. Just literally breathe air.”
😵💫😵💫😵💫
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@MichaelRapaport He doesn’t wanna talk about 1948 tho, best to just forget about that, right?
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What happened in Iran this January was enough to start this war against the terror regime of Iran.
Forget the lists, lists & lists of everything else they’ve done since 1979.
AM ISRAEL CHAI
FREE IRAN
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We need a new hitler that hates stoners
Redd@ReddCinema
Seth Rogen lights a giant bong to start his “Seth Smokes the Bowl” show at the Hollywood Bowl
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Cornerback isn’t just a position, it’s a mindset 🔒
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@SophiaNarwitz Better than politics being the totality of their personality. 🤷🏻♂️
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I take edibles before bed & on rare occasion I’ll smoke a bowl cuz it feels nice. Im far from being anti-pot, but man, I find people like Seth Rogan who make being high the totality of their personality just repulsive.
Like yea man, you love being high. Cool. We get it…
Redd@ReddCinema
Seth Rogen lights a giant bong to start his “Seth Smokes the Bowl” show at the Hollywood Bowl
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@iamisokokid @JonnyBones Eternal glory vs internal glory. Most athletes these days don’t understand this.
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Jon whining UFC wouldn’t go over $15M after you ghosted Aspinall and the belt, newsflash: you burned the bridge with fake retirements, Stipe cash grab, and division hold-up. $15M is more than you deserved post-prime. Harsh reality: fans see through the ‘worth more’ narrative, it’s greed, not legacy. UFC smart to lowball; you’d probably pull out anyway. No sympathy for the duck king.
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was ready, willing and physically able to step in. I was willing to take substantially less than the Aspinall ask but they wouldn’t budge one dollar over $15m. I felt like our fight was worth more. x.com/zmfr15/status/…
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How far we have fallen as a nation that our leading men in movies went from people like Chuck Norris and Sly Stallone to spindly little androgynes like Timothee Chalamet.
Tonight, in honor of his passing, I will be watching a Chuck Norris movie.
Which one should I watch?
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@TheRealThelmaJ1 Took him 2 full seconds to realize he had already pressed record. 😂😂😂
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@Variety His legacy is cemented. Even from the grave, he’d kick OP’s ass.
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Chuck Norris Was a Great Action Star -- but Politics May Overshadow His Legacy variety.com/2026/film/opin…
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@bennyjohnson Remember the man for who he was. Shameful attempt to bring your politics into this man’s passing.
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The late Chuck Norris on why he left the left:
“I used to be a Democrat, but unfortunately the Democrats went too far to the left... lost all reality of what America stood for… I realised that Republicans... are more focused on what is best for America.”
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@Redbeard315 @JoelBleedsGreen dude is like 6'5 250lbs i wouldnt even flop that bad and he almost got 100lbs on me hes just a flopper cus he know the refs gone help
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does anyone in the NFL have a flop highlight reel like this? genuinely asking
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Josh Allen is probably the most likeable athlete in sports but loser incels on here spend their whole time shitting on him
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@NFL_DovKleiman Logan some off as someone so self conscious. It’s so obvious because his lips never stop moving.
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Insane: Kevin Hart had to break up a fight between Gronk and Logan Paul at the flag football press conference.
"I'm gonna beat your a** and all your brothers a**'s."
These two truly hate each other...🫣😳
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@TomCarr69301244 @YardsPerPass Tbh, she deserved one for her role in True Grit.
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@YardsPerPass Josh gets an Oscar before Hailee. Go bills!
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All I see are vicious hits and head hunting from dirty defenders...
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does anyone in the NFL have a flop highlight reel like this? genuinely asking
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@cukashawty @JoelBleedsGreen You’re comparing apples and oranges. One is to see hands better, the other is to see full speed of impact. 😂😂
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@Redbeard315 @JoelBleedsGreen So now you guys are on the side of full speed plays? What happened in Denver?
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I have never met a successful pothead who smokes weed everyday.
Myron Gaines Updates@WyronGaines
♦️Myron says that smoking weed is for LOSERS!🍃💨 “A woman can smoke weed and meet Future.. If you smoke weed, you got no fvcking future, do you get that!?”
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