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@elonmusk Fuck off dipstick

God Bless America

@ask_aubry Aborted baby remains is a sick band name tho

Hmm...

Love seeing @GutterCatGang positive vibes on my feed, some of us never left so happy to see the resurgence #GangGang

@kt_magee 1.5 dense or 1lb airy

@ask_aubry That’s some Paul Bernardo vibes 😬

She meant ex-husband right? Right?!?!

A cuttlefish disguising itself as coral. twitter.com/AmericanAtheis…

@AnxiousPenman @ask_aubry The sadder truth is nothing legally would ever be done about this guy UNTIL he follows through and kidnaps/rapes/murders. Absolute best case scenario it’d take thousands of dollars to get a judgement of he needs therapy 🤦🏼‍♀️

Existing as a woman

@skylar_6150 @greg16676935420 That’s just funny

Name something more pointless than these two cupboards. You can’t.

@greg16676935420 The fake drawer front under sinks.

@LibraryLydia This fills me with so much glee! I used to lose my mind for the weekly library raid as a kid 😃

Took my baby sister on a bookstore binge this weekend. Here she is showing-off our haul 📚

@kt_magee He’s the most snuggly tank I ever saw 😍

@TheMidsLifeV2 Facts. I was hella confused wtf was on my phone for a minute 😂

This shit look like a porn app now lol

@kt_magee Absolute shit. People usually suck, thank fuck we have doggos. Baby puglet sends you some love ❤️❤️ hope you hurt less soon 😕

@NickTucker17 I annoy dogs for a living

I build multimillion dollar yachts for a living. What does everyone else do?

@kt_magee GM GA GE GN

@TheMidsLifeV2 @MrApeCSlater @qbpick Couldn’t even photoshop the tattoo onto the correct side. Sir I call shenanigans.

ONE YEAR TRANSFORMATION, FUCK WHAT YOU HEARD 😮‍💨 SHOUT OUT TO @MrApeCSlater AND @qbpick FOR BULLYING ME (AND TEACHING ME) TO BE A LITTLE BETTER EVERY SINGLE DAY 🙏🏽

@lisa_rest Well her massive food baby would justify the design. Maybe she breastfeeds Salad too, there’s cases of older children still being breastfed 🤷🏼‍♀️

@JasonPostier Aw that’s a lovely Velcro dog you getting! All the names are decent but I am fond of Luci

Picking up this little lady next week. What should we call her? Possible names so far: grits, Zoe, pippa, and luci

@LizerReal She is well read then. Knows the importance of knowing where one’s towel is.

By the way... SHE BROUGHT THE TOWEL FROM HOME. ON PURPOSE. THIS. WAS. PLANNED.

Took my 6yo to the bank with me and she...........I...I guess...she behaved