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Update. Suspect in custody in the standoff in Bloomfield Township. There will still be a heavy presence in the area for a bit of time.

I can only say, without irony, thank God this country had people praying for me on August 6th 2010. Otherwise I’d have died in Afghanistan bleeding out of 2 severed legs, a dangling arm and a puncture lung.

Smooth brains are a good thing? 🤔

@liars_never_win Sander's bumpy cake. Plausible as top dessert here.

@RightSandy neither has this guy mlive.com/dining/2016/02…

Gator ain’t weird. Iguana is weird.

Lovely

I have posted links showing USAA is a TOP HB-1 visa user and has multiple mass firings of U.S. employees… one round of terminations was during the holidays. 🎄

Finally had my last stitches removed and I'm finally out of the full-arm brace after 3 months (still wear a wrist brace until my radial nerve recovers). Alas, I fear my plans for a professional parkour career are at an end.

Any "debris" is swept up, not collected by the central vacuum. It's always been my rule. Clearly William didn't follow that rule. I'm pretty lucky it didn't burn the motor. The waste canister was PACKED.

Famous last words, “Yes Mum. I emptied the central VAC.” 🙄

@MikeDorstewitz Ha! I'm saying I saw food that needed to make it onto a plate before it went bad and improvised with what I had. I have to say the bagel/ham/cream cheese was pretty darn good.

@RightSandy So ... are you saying you're pregnant, Sandy?

Odd and very early dinner - cinnamon raisin toasted bagel with cream cheese and Black Forest ham - Cantaloupe

Its funny that Chuck Norris has "Chuck Norris" jokes

@JesseKellyDC I'm happy that he is "off the weed". His life just got a whole lot better!!

This killed me. Go Bucks.

I put plastic over my food so I don’t spill it when I walk 😂

@JBlunt1018 @aslsoldier @RobProvince You can't call Rob a liar, James. He can prove his claims. YOU cannot

@aslsoldier @RobProvince There is no link. No one is being laid off for foreign workers. He’s a liar!

HUGE NEWS and honestly, this is long overdue. For the first time in a while, it feels like the left is actually stepping up to push back against the H-1B misinformation and the growing anti-Indian rhetoric online and in real life. Hasan Minhaj just dropped an excellent breakdown on the whole H-1B / “Indian narrative” and it hits on a lot of the misinformation that’s been floating around unchecked. I’m attaching a clip below + the full YouTube link. This matters. For too long, protectionist narratives have dominated the conversation often driven by fear, bad data, or outright misinformation. And it’s had real consequences. It’s time to: — push back on the rhetoric — correct the misunderstandings — stop letting one side control the entire narrative Good to finally see someone with a platform call it out.

@JBlunt1018 Just cancelled all my USAA polices and credit card because they fired all their US employees and replaced them with foreign labor.

@FomerCityBoy @PolitiBunny Because I don't like what others say about her and "a handful of others" either. We're losing the plot and will lose elections if they don't stop this crap.

@RightSandy @PolitiBunny So specifically, Megan and a handful of others. So why say the ‘right’?

Holy shit is this real?

Here's the problem with "painkillers": they don't kill the pain. They mask it. So when I start trembling and perspiring, I know I've gone too far. I'm on ice now and hoping I didn't set myself back days with today's activities. 🙏

@vbspurs Understated, well-tailored, and always elegant.

I leave you with this image. What do we think of the Princess' dress? A little severe? Just right? Different colour better?

😂😂 No matter your feelings on the man in the Oval, he is very, very funny.

Literally (yes, literally) have MILLIONS of documents from 14 years of litigation. I also have a need for packing supplies (amazon link in bio). 🙏 However, I have a shredder and I'm thinking I have a partial solution for padding in boxes. Too messy?