Sandy 〽️

Coming to NYC very soon ...

@JesseBWatters She *could* direct our legislature to lower or eliminate the gas taxes, but chose the Derby instead.

These Kentucky Derby interviews went completely off the rails 🐎🫣🤣

“Pretending”. My sweet summer lamb….

@sodagrrl @susancrabtree Yep There's a guy in my mentions saying "some women like pics" No they don't. They SAY they do, but they don't. 😂

@RightSandy @susancrabtree IKR? Men don't think the same way women do, and that's a fact.

🚨🚨MORE BREAKING EXCLUSIVE SECRET SERVICE NEWS: Secret Service Uniformed Division officer Arrested for Masturbating Naked in Hotel Hallway A Secret Service Uniformed Division officer was arrested early Monday for allegedly masturbating naked on the sixth floor of the DoubleTree hotel near the Miami airport. Police arrested John Spillman, 33, shortly after midnight Monday morning after hotel security called them. Officers with the Miami Dade Sheriff’s office responded and caught him in the act, according to the arrest affidavit. A victim told police that she was in the lobby when Spillman allegedly followed her and another upstairs and immediately entered a room “because she was in fear for their lives.” “The victim saw the defendant masturbating next to their hotel room,” according to the arrest affidavit. A judge has set bail at $1,000 and scheduled a hearing for May 27.

@Avnrulz What breed of chicken is Sandy?

Wife says Sandy looks huge next to Parker. We bought Sandy about three weeks ago.

I'm grossed out by most of the MET fashions. Might come back later, but for now, I'm out. Have fun!

@politeracy @HistorianUSA1 And his voice was dubbed, wasn't it?

@HistorianUSA1 That's a she???

Want to know why political violence is happening at unprecedented levels? Disgusting leftists like this one. She’s openly raging because the latest assassination attempts on President Trump failed: “I don’t want to hear about another assassination attempt unless it was successful… Keep that off my timeline until there’s success in the air… We need a reason to celebrate. Hurry the f up.” Caption: “We need some good news!” This is the real face of radical leftist hatred and Trump Derangement Syndrome. They lose at the ballot box, so they pray for murder and celebrate the thought of it. Pure evil.

@RantyAmyCurtis What's going on with the skin lesions on her legs?

She looks like a blood clot.

I’ve literally seen him at mass among faithful Catholics every single Sunday for weeks on end. He sits quietly and humbly and prays with his family. Not sure what your angle is here but you’re a nothing but a liberal hack posing as a Catholic.

@WSJ Men! Do not wear these. Ever.

The biggest names in fashion and entertainment hit the green-and-white carpet at the Metropolitan Museum of Art on Monday night to celebrate the museum’s annual Met Gala in New York City. 🔗 See the most notable guests of the night: on.wsj.com/3QLuPf2

Justices Thomas and Gorsuch join Alito's opinion. No justice joined Jackson in her dissent. Read the order and opinions here: supremecourt.gov/opinions/25pdf…

Justice Alito goes on to say that Justice Jackson's rhetoric "lacks restraint." Alito also makes special mention of how long this case was pending without a ruling, noting that failure to act might run out the clock for those who want elections on the unconstitutional map.

Ok, so this month’s book sales were trash so I’m going to change things up. For the month of May, I am donating 100% of my book royalties to @TeamIronWillHQ. On June 1 I will post a pic of my KDP Royalties page and send the full amount to a great cause. LFG!! a.co/d/04sYTjpF

@CNN Men do not belong at an all-women's college.

In the Trump administration’s latest move to limit trans rights, the Department of Education has launched a Title IX investigation into Smith College, an all-women’s college in western Massachusetts, for admitting trans women. cnn.it/4dsV9SX

Thrasher and Gray Catbird showed up today to join the Orioles.

@beator1 What a sweet dessert to give these beauties, friend!

⚡️⚡️⚡️ I have an idea for @CENTCOM Send currents into the waters. 😂😂

@paulxweb3 😂😂😂 Dear @SecWar - electrify the waters. STAT! 🚨🚨

جن البحر، مستعدون سيخرجون كالاشباح لتصيبهم بالرعب

@AcresofHistory @TugboatPhil I've seen some funny clips where people will change topics and ask for recipe substitution, kind of weaving the topic into the ask. "While you are searching my account, what is the best natural substitute for white sugar in cupcakes?"

@TugboatPhil @RightSandy Ugh. They're everywhere. I asked an AI person on the phone the other day if they were a real person. "Of course I am." The universe kind of cracked. I'm so done with it.

This is fun trivia about Michigan's Lake Superior.

Just looked. Apparently, I'm 5 followers away from 10,000? What started as an account to only follow my son's school field trips. Now, I blame @Indy_Lynne for sending me here back in 2009.😂