Neil Riley

@BritisherPaz49 Got to 40 seconds in before getting too fucked off to bother with his twaddle.

Fuck off

@HannahIamthest1 @Neccccy @CarolPringle15 I feel sorry for the limpets. Being likened to this fucking hopeless, parasitic, beige, simping wanker.

@Neccccy @CarolPringle15 Not a chance. He'll cling on like a fecking limpet.

God I hope so !!!!

@Neccccy April 1st was days ago now. 😔

@EssexPR @ScunthorpeMWS Totally agree. In this age of forensics and traceability. When guilt of such crime is undeniable, there is well and truly a need to remove these ‘things’. That poor little soul 💔

I’ve just seen this story. I believe we should have capital punishment for these crimes. MONSTERS

@CastresRugby *played

@CastresRugby Superb heart and strength. Very well olayed. Santé Castres 💙🤍❤️

❌ Fin de l'aventure en Investec Champions Cup pour le Castres Olympique, qui s'incline sans démériter au terme d'un match haletant face à Northampton (49-41). Merci à tous pour votre soutien tout au long du parcours, et encore aujourd'hui au Franklin's Garden ou ailleurs 💙

@hjwakerley They went to the M1 school of motoring. But that can’t be the M1 as it’s too quiet. At afternoon peak that damned road gets way better Northbound after J13 to 15a. #M1sery

Why?!

@Neccccy And waste a round? The lion has got this.

Would you help him if you had a rifle?

@MrsFlowers007 Quiche Lorraine

Kiss terrain #ASongOrMovieForPlanetEarth

@WheresTommyV They did almost seem determined to not win for sizeable chunks of that. Refereeing team going to have a highlight reel of their own. Anything to keep Castres in it.

SAINTS WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁

@lufcgrace On 4 lane motorways in the UK they should be restricted to lanes 1&2 only. To have trucks 3 abreast with barely any speed difference is ridiculous.

Genuinely there should be a rule against lorries overtaking each other when there’s about 0.2mph in it. Watching them crawl past each other for the next three miles while blocking the outside lane is mind blowing.. If it’s going to take longer than boiling a kettle, pack it in 🫠

@theawayfans Love to know why Bryan Small looks so pissed off in this pic 😂

1994 - Aston Villa players in a team photo eating their Muller yogurts. Some team this 🙌

@Ed_Miliband Fuck off into the sea you clown.

From today, energy bills will fall by 7% for families across the country. We took the decision in the Budget to ask those with the broadest shoulders to pay their fair share, and today we see the result of that. Vital cost of living support delivered by this government.

@PolitlcsUK When is this self-serving wanker going to think about anyone but himself? Fuck Starmer.

🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer says he will form a new partnership with the EU in the coming weeks "As the world continues down this volatile path, our long-term national interest requires closer partnership with our allies in Europe and with the European Union"

@PolitlcsUK Even if he resigns it’ll just be an April fool’s day post.

🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer will address the nation this morning

@LondonLabour @LucyMPowell @jamesmurray_ldn @DavidLammy @jreynoldsMP Good to see the sense of humour is still there 🤡 🤡🤡

Vote Labour on Thursday 7th May to: 💷 Drive down the cost of living 🏠 Take on the housing crisis 🤝 Stand up to those seeking to divide us

@Brunte84 @Lee7dfzz Droolers spunking £15 in fuel alone to get somewhere to save 5p/litre.

The government’s big answer to sky-high fuel prices 🚀 An app that shows one local garage selling petrol at £1.55 a litre… and the other at £1.56 🤦🏼‍♂️ Truly world-class leadership. What a useless bunch of idiots 🎪

@Saracens You monstered us in the scrum and we were both fortunate on the calls of the ref. That was a proper test and with so many out for both sides I thought Saints would be taking the L. All the best for the rest and a supreme occasion in a superb arena @SpursOfficial

An improved performance, but we fall short at Showdown.

@Primetimeperry Leave it blank, looks absolute class 😍

What sponsor would make this Villa shirt? I’ll put it on. #AVFC #AstonVilla 🟣🔵