@jk_rowling @oglex25 @DuncanHenry78 @bencooper Did Robin and Strike finally kiss? Like a proper kiss and not a silly, half-arsed peck?
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Robert Benjamin Paul
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Robert Benjamin Paul
@RobBenjaminPaul
All I want is world peace. ♱
Beigetreten Kasım 2021
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@oglex25 @DuncanHenry78 @bencooper A decent fart joke is always hilarious. A hoodie is an entirely different beast.
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I fear this might be my most controversial take ever, but I agreed to put it to a vote so here we are.
Hoodies should only be worn by men young enough not to look silly carrying a skateboard.
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@jk_rowling Please tell me what Cormoran Strike’s boggart turns into. And sorry for barging in on a sweet moment…
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If you're the mother who was reading Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone aloud to your child on the LNER train from London to Edinburgh yesterday, one of my grown up children was listening and says you did the voices brilliantly❤️🥹
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@jk_rowling "I survived the tiger in the jungle, only to get bitten by the cat at home."
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I would like to remind the two members of my immediate family who voted against me in this poll that this was an unofficial, non-legally binding referendum, conducted under duress. In fact, I suspect vote tampering.
J.K. Rowling@jk_rowling
I fear this might be my most controversial take ever, but I agreed to put it to a vote so here we are. Hoodies should only be worn by men young enough not to look silly carrying a skateboard.
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@jk_rowling To one of the greatest authors, to one of the fiercest, strongest women I have ever known, to an absolute legend whose strength and ideals will be remembered forever, but more so her kindness and simplicity. Happy Women’s Day, Ms. Rowling.
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@jk_rowling I wish you would choose to do an episode of Live My Life, Ms. Rowling. Have a lucky fan accompany you to work, get a tour of your house, and see what it’s like to be loved by millions of people.
Please never stop writing. Some of us, lot of us,picked up a book just because of you
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Strike fans public service announcement: having just met @CormStrikeFan and friends in person at last and told them the title of Strike #9, it seems right to tell you too…
Sleep Tight, Evangeline
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@jk_rowling @CormStrikeFan We deserve more … much more …
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@jk_rowling I wish you’d consider doing a Q&A session for your fans, perhaps via livestream or here on X. What do you say, @jk_rowling? I could curate the ten best questions to send your way.
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It's true, I did. And they called my PA, who laughed and turned to me and said 'you won't believe this. It's someone pretending to be from the Balmoral, saying you graffitied a bust.' And I had to say, 'oh yeah, I did do that, actually.'
Wizarding World Direct@WW_Direct
Today in 2007, J. K. Rowling finished writing HARRY POTTER and the Deathly Hallows at the Balmoral Hotel in Edinburgh She celebrated by graffiti-ing a bust in her hotel room
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@jk_rowling Let me guess, Ms. Rowling. When they accused you of vandalism, you just bought the hotel.
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@jk_rowling @Scalibq Ms. Rowling, could you please have Strike exhibit some of his previous boxing talent? I would readily pay ten quid to read a page where he whoops a bad guy’s ass.
P.S. I’m not sure if anyone has told you this before, but your books are the best remedy for writer’s block.
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@jk_rowling You never make things easy for us, now do you, Ms. Rowling? Well, challenge accepted, and Merry Christmas!
P.S. My niece picked up her first Harry Potter book today.
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🎄My new heading is an early Christmas present to Strike fans. (The clues are in the charms, there's no new bracelet in #9!)🎄
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@jk_rowling I really want to see Robin in a high-octane action sequence! It’s time to watch her kick some serious butt. She might not be Jason Bourne, but a man can dream…
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@Rosanne58550352 @TheSEFilesPod No, they’re me emoticons. I’m working, surrounded by all the people I love best and looking forward to a holiday.
If they’d been Strike #9 emoticons they’d have been 🦋💍⚰️
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Are these Strike 9 emoticons? @TheSEFilesPod ? Burning love/holiday?
J.K. Rowling@jk_rowling
And yet here I am, having the time of my life. ✍️❤️🔥🌴
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@jk_rowling @Rosanne58550352 @TheSEFilesPod Have you hinted at the name for book number nine yet? Did I miss it? If you haven't, could you point us in the right direction for some guesswork?
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@jk_rowling Ms. Rowling, what are the odds of Murphy Sr. breaking Strike's jaw if he runs into Strike and Robin on a date at Anfield, with Liverpool trailing Arsenal 0-2?
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@jk_rowling Well tomorrow is the big day. And I hope you have something crazy planned. Perhaps scuba diving with the sharks? You are an amazing person and you will always be my favorite author. Have a fantastic 60th, Ms. Rowling. Love from across the globe ❤️ Happy birthday in advance.
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@stephenpollard @jk_rowling You guys are worried about the petty stuff. Earth is dying. We need to be on Mars. Why isn’t JK Rowling doing more to get us into space. Why is she ‘mum’. We need a colony on the red planet, pronto.
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The halogen lights in my kitchen are no longer working. Ruined, utterly behind repair. Finished. Over.
And yet @jk_rowling says nothing. Not a word
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@RobBenjaminPaul @jk_rowling @Fluff52NZ @HaydenHewitt I don't think they would let her into Australia. We seem to be surrounded by a ring of transophere that repels GC women.
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And we see the entitled, bratty, tantruming little Veruca Salts who believe that only they, and those who share their luxury beliefs, should be permitted to publish books.
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@jk_rowling @damekatydenise_ Not the right place but I will dare to sneak it in. Was Robert Galbraith the first choice for a moniker or were there others on the list? For example Richard Hardman or Johnson Beaver? 🥸
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@damekatydenise_ Literally none of that was me, you bloody liar, it was your furry mate, Lillet. The moment he heard you’d been arrested he moved out of the hostel and let himself into your basement, which has since seen scenes that would make Caligula blush.
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God bless Sir Keir & his early release scheme!
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@jk_rowling @Scarlet_Typos @DalgetySusan Let’s say you get bitten by a spider and turn into spider-woman. Would you or would you not use your newly found powers for the good of humankind? That is the important question.
“With great power comes… a bunch of messages asking for favors… and zero privacy”
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@Scarlet_Typos @DalgetySusan I've never intentionally killed a spider. I know they have their place in the eco-system and I respect them for it. I'd just rather they did their thing quite a long way away from wherever I happen to be doing my thing.
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Nature is Amazing ☘️@AMAZlNGNATURE
The Wrap-around Spider, indigenous to Australia, can flatten and wrap its body around tree limbs for camouflage
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