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Robert A. George
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Robert A. George
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Ex-Bloomberg, Daily News, New York Post; standup, improviser, pun-dit, Trini-Dad jokes, comics nerd, etc. https://t.co/EnnT2E7ATx
New York City Beigetreten Mayıs 2008
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High Point student radio call of the game is what it is all about
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In 2003-ish during height of Iraq war, Tony Blair addressed the Congress and made a reference to Britain burning down the White House during the War of 1812. He looks around and says something like “Our bad. Bygones.” Everybody cracked up, but that’s the guest making a joke that all share in equally. Not this.
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James Talarico calls out “the groups” in the Democratic Party on immigration.
“In recent years there’ve been a series of advocacy groups that claim to represent the interests of different communities like here in Texas, but actually have no real connection to the actual people on the ground. And those groups convinced the [Biden] administration that it was racist to support border security.”
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@bikesalsa @SeanTrende As we noted a couple weeks back, she was almost only House Democrat to call out the Chuy Garcia retire/primary nonsense — positioning her well to go after the GOP when they did the same thing in Montana.
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@SeanTrende She's not even close to loony left. I'd tell him but he's blocked me. She's moderate and pro small business and actually focuses on serving her local constituents instead of nationalizing her seat.
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She’s not really looney left, but yeah.
captive dreamer@captive_dreamer
Kent lost a reliably red seat twice to some looney Democrat after primarying the Republican incumbent
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We could argue that Trump 1 was a one-off, a freak occurrence. But electing him *twice*? Raises reasonable questions about what kind of electorate would do that.
Ramez Naam@ramez
The drop in global perceptions of the US is 100% because of Donald Trump. Clear as day.
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Please don't call us about UNC and your bracket.
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Wait, WHAT?!?!
David Zweig@davidzweig
Pittsburgh Public Schools will be closed for three days, and compel "asynchronous" remote learning, because of the NFL Draft. Since the city will have a lot of visitors this will "ensure students can continue learning safely and effectively." Unreal. publicsource.org/pittsburgh-pub…
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@TheExtremeMusi1 YES!!! “Scenario” alone makes it a Top 5 hip-hop album.
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Are you a fan of A Tribe Called Quest's ‘The Low End Theory’???
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Now official: A player disqualified for targeting for the first time during the season, regardless of which half it occurs, may participate in the next game.
If disqualified for targeting a second time in-season, will be required to miss the first half of the next game.
NCAA News@NCAA_PR
Changes to penalty structure for targeting in DI football approved. ncaa.org/news/2026/3/19…
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Like a lot of free speech loving Americans today I have this stuck in my head:
🎵”Afroman’ll bring it tooo ya…”🎵
@ogafroman
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV
The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.
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This was such a predictable disaster. ABC cast someone with an arrest record for domestic violence—along with 3 kids from two different men—as its “bachelorette” and thought that would turn out well. Desperate bid for relevance. This show should be fired off into the sun.
Variety@Variety
ABC Pulls 'The Bachelorette' Amid Taylor Frankie Paul Domestic Violence Allegations variety.com/2026/tv/news/t…
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@wil_da_beast630 He’s probably been higher than any other person in that pic.
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1999 – this is built around Chris Rock's classic "How Not to Get Your Ass Kicked by the Police" routine from his Bigger & Blacker special. The meme edit with the "LISTEN UP LIBERALS" overlays and extra clips has been remixed and going viral for years (this CocoFun version resurfaced big in early 2026). Timeless gold! 😂
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It’s March 18, 2026. Exactly 5 yrs, 4 months, & 13 days from the day Joe Biden beat Donald Trump in the 2020 election. And Republicans are STILL too afraid to say Biden won the election. And they’re STILL too afraid to say Trump lost the election. My former party can’t be saved.
Mediaite@Mediaite
Markwayne Mullin Does a Pirouette When Asked Point-Blank Under Oath: 'Who Won the 2020 Election?' mediaite.com/media/news/mar…
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Good thread on how many people, including liberal women, kept silent on trans issues because they feared being called out by their community, but they'd rant privately to Megan.
I hear this too. I know an uber-liberal woman who is a hardcore TERF, but only privately to me.
Megan McArdle@asymmetricinfo
I think Dave Roberts did not hear those rants, because people were extremely afraid to expose verboten views to someone who would deem them transphobic. So when the vibe shifted, it seemed astroturfed rather than authentic. But it was not only extremely authentic; it was the majority view I encountered.
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''#1 - Don't hire the Hells Angels as security for your gigs.''
Mick Jagger presents top ten things he has learned after 50 years in rock and roll on his meeting with Letterman on the Late Night Show.
That's a humorous list when you think of five decades.
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Actually @RichardGrenell, no. When you lose an election and refuse to accept the results, refuse to concede, and then commit crimes trying to overthrow the election, that’s when democracy begins to die. Hillary conceded in 2016. Kamala conceded in 2024. Your dear leader is the only one who didn’t love his country enough to just simply accept the will of the people.
Richard Grenell@RichardGrenell
Every time you lose an election you say democracy is dying.
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