Robert Knight

Nothing says “you look like sh*t this morning” quite like this:

@dataguybobby @cursor_ai Hey daddy. Drop me a DM.

I am sure I will run out of credits soon, but Cursor subagents are awesome. I told @cursor_ai to fix all "Unexpected any" warnings from eslint. It is chewing through 765 warnings and within a few minutes we are down to ~260. Truly incredible.

@TimsAnnaMedia Hi Anna. Did you receive my DM?

@RobKnight88 🫡 Hi Robert. DM me📧

@TimsAnnaMedia Hi Anna, I was sent your article about Check-a-trade. We have issues with a rogue roofer who appears to be wanted for arrest. It seems to be multiple people in the same family. Check-a-trade are no help at all. I would love to get in touch with you if that’s ok.

@MartinSLewis Hi Martin. Will you be doing a video or a tv segment on Making Tax Digital anytime soon?

Today's Poll: If the govt needs to raise money and it were a binary choice between raising taxes or cutting public spending... which'd you prefer it to do. (it's far from binary, they're not the only options, this is simply a test of attitude & sentiment towards those two)

@anna_tims ⬆️

Double room spareroom.co.uk/17749185?utm_s…

Balloon Day in Zurich 🎈🥳

@jamesdnmnn Algorithm is algorithming 😭

Those grindr screenshot tweets where someone’s being told they’re hung make my skin crawl. Should we throw a party?

The refreshments in the green room before every #theapprentice task:

Any kind of “don’t spill the liquid” challenge has never tried to cross the front room of @2BrewersClapham with a full pint…

@TLRailUK Hi Thameslink. Is it possible to travel in First Class with a standard ticket when you desperately need a plug socket?

@lolwby 😂😂

just found out ive been messaging a 20 y/o on grindr

im in a v small town in rural louisiana rn

honestly a great compliment

Some peoples Spotify Wrapped…

LADS. This is IMPORTANT 🚨

@Gymshark will the stuff in my basket currently get the Black Friday discount applied automatically at 4pm or will I need to add it again?

@VodafoneUK been without broadband for two days and according to your service checker you are going back in time to fix it… what is going on??

New pollen waiting for me to wake up so it can make my life Hell: