Retain him now

@FreeNow_UK Do not use this pre-book service. Taxis don't show up when you need to get to the airport at 04:45 am it's not acceptable. They should not accept bookings and not honour them.

@FreeNow_UK Just been speaking to your customer service agent Rigas R. I contacted your help as a pre-booked taxi didn't show at 04:45am so I missed my flight. They were unhelpful

@FreeNow_UK I pre-booked a 04:45am pick up to take me to Gatwick. No show by driver so I missed my flight @FreeNow_ES taking no responsibility. Disgraceful service. Will never use it again. Customer service tried to say it wasn't their fault But they accepted the booking.

@FreeNow_UK Don't rely on Freenow to take you to the airport. I pre-booked a 04:45am pick up to take me to Gatwick. No show by driver so I missed my flight @FreeNow_ES taking no responsibility. Disgraceful

@FreeNow_ES Freenow's service is a disgrace. I pre-booked a taxi to Gatwick using this service. The booking was accepted and confirmed for 04:45 am. The driver did not show and the app informed me there were no drivers. I missed my flight as a result.

#freenow #freenowbylyft Freenow's prebook service is a disgrace.

@jonfell3 What venue is this in?

@Tush27J It's worth remembering that every tory mp in the last government voted to allow them to dump sewerage into our rivers, lakes and seas.

If you haven't seen it yet here is the 15 second version of the campaign video. Share it far and wide. #floodthestreets turn your outrage into action. Join us, Sat 26th Oct, Parliament Square. marchforcleanwater.org @MarchforWater

#norse only an hour late taking off

@TaylorMod It's a good one alright ..top 10 for sure. Supergrass I Should Coco and the Strokes Is This It? (Never bettered) and the Doors eponymous not bad shouts either imo

Is this the best debut album Ever ??

@IrvineWelsh Best novel by quite some distance. Heavier boatils..

Marabou Stork Nightmares

@fesshole No you didn't

In my early twenties I worked on the fish counter at Sainsbury's. I used to fillet the whole salmon and price it up as Coley, the cheapest fish, and give it to my pot dealer to buy at about 10% of the actual price. Sainsbury's kept me in free drugs for several years.

@prodnose NI Top Danny FFS. You ok with their fan's sectarian songs like knee deep in Fenian blood?

Wasn't going to have a drop tonight but in light of today's spectacular news and the promise of a buoyant future, I have reconsidered and am happy to revive an old tradition. Good Evening, Everybody!

@fesshole No you don't you clown

I rent a garage about a six minute drive from my house. All I have in it are a fridge and a cupboard, full of all the delicious, sugary snacks that my wife has banned me from eating.

@fesshole I wish conservative MPs would stop fessing up on here

My old party trick was taking a Lion bar to a house party, keeping it warm and soft, bending it slightly, then taking it out the pack and leaving it in the bath. Nearly caused a few fights, the people would start wretching when I ate it. Sorry.

@fesshole Confession followed by age...ffs

When on trains and a passenger in cars I pick a spec on the window and use the passing terrain as if I'm playing Defender. The spec is my 'ship', the terrain the hillsides, as I feverishly move my head up n down steering the 'ship' to avoid crashing. I play for hours. I'm 55 FFS

@CrystalPalacePK @WildLondon @CPParkTrust Surely that's not real? There are no flying squirrels in this country

Seen first thing this morning going through the park! Rarely caught in flight on camera! The parakeets are having a good old squawk about it! @WildLondon #crystalpalacepark

@davidrouse64 @17kingfishers What time of day was that?

@17kingfishers She’s too interested in the ants to bother with me

Female Green Woodpecker in Crystal Palace Park this afternoon