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@VeryBrexitProbs Exactly. Empty threats.

MAGA: “Europeans are freeloaders! We pay for NATO. We pay for everything! We’re leaving.” Europeans: “Okay. Cheerio.” MAGA: “We’re packing up! No more handouts. You’ll be screwed without us.” Europeans: “I’m sure we’ll manage. Bye then.” MAGA: “Better start learning Russian. You won’t last 15 minutes without us. You’re a bunch of pussies!!!” Europeans: “Still here?” MAGA: “We’ve got 300 aircraft carriers and 10 gazillion rockets and space lasers! You europoors still have cannons!” Europeans: yawn in French, go for three-hour lunch. MAGA: “USA! USA! USA! You’ll beg us to come back!!!” Europeans: order a second bottle of Chablis.

@MusafirNafar Assholes

🇮🇱 Israel once poured cement on water springs used by Palestinians. 🚨 This is what the MEDIA IS HIDING!

@jonkarl Trump views losing American lives as the cost of doing business, as long as he gets paid.

This morning, I asked President Trump if he’s okay with the Iranians charging a toll for all ships that go through the Strait of Hormuz, he told me there may be a Joint US-Iran venture to charge tolls: “We’re thinking of doing it as a joint venture. It’s a way of securing it — also securing it from lots of other people.” “It’s a beautiful thing”

@MS2PZ And a brain.

Do you miss having a President with empathy

@PressSec He made himself look like a damn fool, which he is, with no help from Iran.

This is a victory for the United States that President Trump and our incredible military made happen. From the very beginning of Operation Epic Fury, President Trump estimated this would be a 4-6 week operation. Thanks to the unbelievable capabilities of our warriors, we have achieved and exceeded our core military objectives in 38 days. More on that tomorrow morning from @SecWar and Chairman Caine! The success of our military created maximum leverage, allowing President Trump and the team to engage in tough negotiations that have now created an opening for a diplomatic solution and long-term peace. Additionally, President Trump got the Strait of Hormuz reopened. Never underestimate President Trump’s ability to successfully advance America’s interests and broker peace.

@severo_michele @simonateba You hillbillies hated Obama because he’s black.

@simonateba Yes, absolutely

BREAKING — Be brutally honest: Do you support the US president using profane language to threaten Iran with hell, as Pres. Trump just did, telling Iran to open the “Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastard, or you’ll be living in hell”? and is it good to bomb power plants? Yes or no?

@TPostMillennial Kiss of death for that poor sob.

@theliamnissan You were funny but now you’re getting boring. See ya.

Trump is not bluffing on Iran. Hormuz has him corned. He's gonna use nukes. What part of "reign Hell" don't y'all understand? The words he has already tweeted are enough to remove him from office using the #25thAmendment. If you can't use it for this, then why do we even have it?

@PaulRudnickNY Even a broken clock is right two times a day.

Karoline Leavitt actually said, "It's hard for President Trump to make key decisions on Iran when he doesn't have enough intelligence." Bless her heart

@AmyTaylorTx @gregkellyusa @realmwb77 And he’s not doing either.

@gregkellyusa @realmwb77

Everyone so “Horrified”at President TRUMP and his language. GIVE ME A BREAK. This is the way people TALK. Get Over it. It’s barely lunch Time and I’ve heard the F word on the streets of NYC a dozen times. TRUMP is Keeping it Real—-WE ARE GOING TO WIN!

@toolerslp @FurkanGozukara @grok Yeah, it’s tough to get 75% of the country to hate you. Successful indeed.

@FurkanGozukara @grok Oh the irony. You’ll never reach the levels of success this man has.

Hey @grok what education level writing is this

@rootedbones @FurkanGozukara @grok So, the MAGAS.

@FurkanGozukara @grok He's speaking to the average American whose reading level is between 7th and 8th grade

BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Donald Trump was just caught asleep again! It’s clear Trump is not doing well. Retweet to make sure every American sees this.