God’s own

@bettingkingz9 Here

Mark attendance if you need followers.

@iDr_Abdallh And I was eating. Now I’m going to go throw up. I’m going to scroll now okay? Have a nice day.

شاب كان يشتكي طول حياته من صداع شديد يجيه كل ما يغسل شعره بالموية، ولما راح للدكتور قال له لازم تقص شعرك بالكامل… وبعد ما سوا كذا، انصدم من اللي كان تحت الشعر

@_belikebaddy Here!!!

Retweet this and drop your handles, let’s follow you.

@usanewshq Such a loser!!

She knew exactly what she was doing

@t_Duches The cover of the coke. 🌚

Remove one thing from this Tray

@DiianaD_ @Pev1422485 Activa 💪🏼

Shoutout time, active mutuals drop your handles

I hate it when I want to promote account for free or do a giveaway to random people and you send me a dm to pick you bcos you have access to my DMs or we are mutuals You’re wasting your time…. It must be random bcos I don’t have any favorite follower.

@dav63434 I love it for you, congratulations 🥰🥰

I am Officially monetised 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 I have worked so hard for this, it wasn't easy. It is finally time to get paid. It took me 10days. W's in the chats 🍾🍾 Congratulations to me😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@jesunife @Tunde_OD True.

@Root_user7 @Tunde_OD There’s chessboards in the market for the average Nigerian

It is with great pride that I present to you the very first Nigerian Adire chess board. Each one sells for a million naira(700 dollars). It’s a limited collection of just 100 pieces. 50% of proceeds goes towards charity and I will personally hand deliver to the first 20 people.

I saw a post about blood groups confusion, so I spent the better part of the night reading about alleles. While reading , I got distracted by my mind asking me why I was wasting time reading about something I don’t care about. Which then triggered a two hour maladaptive dream session where I was a doctor in a rom com. And that’s why i didn’t sleep last night for more than one hour.

@coolpan967 Looks like a tapeworm

たまごを割ったら白い長い糸みたいなのがついてた・・・ 初めて見てわからなかったからChatGPTに聞いたら食べて大丈夫っていうから食べちゃった・・・ 大丈夫だよね？ この白いの何かわかる人いる？

@DocPriyamMD You go explain tire

Husband: Sir, my blood group is A, and my wife is B. How can our child be O? Wife: I told you, it’s possible. Husband: No, I’ve read biology! A and B should result in AB. From where did this "O" come? Doctor, you explain the biology. Me: It's actually simple. You are AO and your wife is BO. If the child gets the "O" from both of you, they become O group. It’s basic genetics. Husband: Okay... I actually knew about the ABO groups, i was just testing you. But.. but what about the Negative? Me: ...The negative? Husband: Yes! I am Positive. My wife is Positive. How can the child be O Negative? Even I know two positives cannot make a negative. Where did this minus come from, Doctor? Me: 👇

@atsuover I’m trying so hard to not take meds 😒

unmedicated ADHD or lazy useless piece of shit call it 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

@_ayandamay Not trying to get smacked

A woman just cut in front of us in line. She had tampons, chocolates and wine in her cart .... We didn't say one word 😭😂

@Kalshi_Culture Why is it only celebrities being named for these things?

Anne Hathaway has been named “The Most Beautiful Woman in the World” by People magazine.

That national injury that’s supposed to be on the knee, where is it?

@Erinayoooo That national injury that’s supposed to be on the knee, where is it?

You guys didn’t play when you were small?😔

@OrevaZSN Honestly, most of them there have imposter syndrome as well.

No one talks about how the quickest cure for imposter syndrome is simply sitting in a meeting with very high-level corporate executives.

@zionszzn She’s toxic block her

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She next.