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@IfindWankers Saturday Night Dire.....

So they're doing the UK version of Saturday Night Live! With freedom of speech still under attack and woke nonsense running rampant in Britain. I bet this is going to bomb so hard and fall flat on its arse. Even this short clip looks utterly fucking wank.

@Mick_Spilligan WTF.....?!! 🤦🤦

Fucking state of these cunts 😂😂

@TalkTV I'm sure he's just a normal fella who belongs to a peaceful religion......

BREAKING: A 34-year-old man, understood to be Iranian, has been arrested after trying to get into Faslane naval base where Britain’s nuclear submarines are based, Police Scotland said.

@MoviePolls4U I loved Invasion USA when I was a kid..." I'll hit you with so many rights you'll beg for a left!!" ☺️☺️

CHUCK NORRIS who appeared in films such as Code Of Silence, Missing In Action and Delta Force has died aged 86 - RIP

@CrimeLdn The daughter is literally the son in makeup, false eyelashes and a wig!!

A mother & 2 of her children have been jailed for life today. Liam Donlin was sentenced to life in prison, with a minimum of 25 years Joanne Maxwell was sentenced to life in prison, with a minimum of 22 years Amie Clegg was sentenced to life in prison, with a minimum of 19 years

@stueymaco It's at this point his Mother should intervene and have him sectioned. I'm guessing she's his next of kin so can request it. 🤯🤯

“Future Oscar winning film.” I’m guessing there’s something a lot stronger in his pipe than crack.

@BenGrahamUK Do Labour run NCP? 🤔🤔🤔

NCP has gone into administration. They’ve been running car parks since 1931, and somehow ended up £305m in debt. Surely the maintenance for a car park is simple: ticket machines, barriers, lights, and occasional cleaning. How can a business model literally based on people paying to park go bankrupt?

@reallyslack How can you tuna cafe and be poor at eggs?! 🤔🤯🤯🤯

@Rosscom_com Rarely have egg, mate. Brenda's particularly poor at them.

Guess my sarnie. 3 fillings, 1 sauce.

@dom_lucre A Fool and their money are easily parted...!!!!!

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Balenciaga is going viral after selling this handbag for $1790.

@yointazz @TheGriftReport

@Rosscom_com @TheGriftReport

MONSTER PARENTS LEFT DAUGHTER TO ROT AND STARVE TO DEATH FOR A YEAR ARE JAILED! Bernita and Alan Davies, both 60, from Wrexham, ignored their anxious 32-year-old daughter Steffie as she lay bedbound for up to 12 months, wasting away to under 6 stone with horrific bed sores down to the bone, lice in her matted hair and flies around her mouth. They carried on with normal life (full fridge, tidy garden) while refusing any medical help, until she died in agony from sepsis and malnutrition. Judge slammed their "complete indifference" and total lack of love. Both caged for just 8 years each at Mold Crown Court. How do parents let their own child die like this?!

@stueymaco Jon and Jo obviously share their crack......

A reasonably minded person would read this and think Maugham is suggesting JK Rowling and Putin are friends.

@Scott__Cheggs The chimney pot 👍

@NoContextBrits Looks just like Jeremy Vine....

@Fatbaldbloke1 Ain't that the truth!! 🤢🤢🤢

Fry's Turkish Delight

@Sidenote67 @RichardBurgon 👌👌👌👌👌

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I’m on my way to Cuba for an emergency 3-day visit. I’ll be delivering medical aid to a children’s cancer hospital and joining an international delegation of MPs opposed to Trump’s new ban on any fuel entering the country. This cruel policy is putting lives at risk. It is an inhumane attempt to strangle the Cuban people. And Trump is even threatening that Cuba could be “next” after Iran. We must take a stand.

@GuntherEagleman Death won't happen, the Grim Reaper's too scared of Chuck! 💪💪💪🤞🤞

🚨 BREAKING: CHUCK NORRIS HOSPITALIZED AFTER MEDICAL EMERGENCY IN HAWAII! The legendary action star and martial arts icon has been rushed to the hospital on the island of Kauai following a sudden medical issue in the last 24 hours. Pray for Chuck!

@TheGriftReport Ohhhh....I thought it was Danny Devito..!! 🤦😬🤪🤪

SHEIKH'S DESPERATE "ISLAMIC CUSTOM" DODGE TO SAVE £8.3M MANSION ON BRITAIN'S POSHEST STREET! Debt-ridden Saudi billionaire Sheikh Mohamed Bin Issa Al Jaber, once worth £5bn, now £80m in the red after his offshore firm collapsed, is fighting to stop creditors seizing his palatial Hampstead Garden Suburb home on Winnington Road (Britain's most expensive street). He claims the £8.3m property actually belongs to his wife under Islamic custom (where husbands provide a home that becomes the wife's) after 34 years raising their kids there. High Court judge slammed the argument and ruled the sheikh owns it legally, slapping a charging order on the mansion. Billionaire grift attempt spectacularly fails!