heywhatisit?

@conleyc86 @NASA 😂

@NASA Mine's the Sun

What’s your favorite planet?

@isabellarileyus What is wrong with you?

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Texas is FUCKED The Allen Texas shooting was 50 minutes away from me and the shooter was a Hispanic gang member. Likely tied to the cartel Now another Hispanic man took an SUV and killed over 7 people in Brownsville Texas Biden’s Border is killing people

@oooChrisPaceooo @EdKrassen @gurlsparrow Just do what I did and leave America. It’s great not living there now

@EdKrassen @gurlsparrow Says the person that's stuck on 4 years of Trump while I'm mentioning decades shitty politics. Have you spoken to a counselor about your obsession with Donald Trump?

For years, Republicans have been dismissing Hollywood celebrities and professional athletes' opinions on anything outside of their profession. Last night SNL host Woody Harrelson gave a monologue about Big Pharma and COVID, and suddenly Hollywood opinions are the gospel. When it came to race relations, the ideologies of Lebron James (@KingJames) were shut down with "shut up and dribble." When Colin Kaepernick (@Kaepernick7) took a knee our of respect for Black individuals who have been murdered, Republicans literally tried to get him cancelled, not just from the NFL but also from a resolution recognizing Black History Month. I agree, Big Pharma isn't the savior, and the idea that they, like other special interests such as the NRA should be able to pay off politicians in order to get what they want, is completely terrible. But cheering a monologue by Woody Harrelson is a double standard in a long list of hypocrisy that the GOP continues to manufacture.

@grantcohn You snowboarding would be absolutely hilarious

I shredded the gnar today.

@grantcohn I need you to take some time off, Grant. Go away for a while, please.

Hahahahahahahaha.

@ProFootballTalk You’re an idiot if you think that was a catch. Jesus

Calling BS on the claim that the NFL's expedited replay process didn't see the key angle on the Devonta Smith play. The league office has a "Hawk-eye" system, which gives it immediate access to all angles captured by the broadcast network.

I mean… this looks like a team that’s gonna win all the games

@dpshow the 49ers have beaten the Seahawks twice this year, not the other way around as Dan keeps saying

@laurentcloutier @ryanschouten @rickbeato Agreed. Harmonic minor, not off key at all @BuzzFeed

@ryanschouten Hey @rickbeato, many ppl say he’s off-key but - intentional or not - it sounds harmonic minor to me. I feel that we need an expert opinion on this.

a blue suited man has rushed the stage at the miley special to play karaoke with sia and is hitting absolutely none of the notes

@dpshow @HiMyNameIsSeton Mbappe just signed an extension for $650M through 2026, so he'll make even more than he currently is

@grantcohn Your whole life is hyperbole

The 49ers offense has been quite stoppable this season, and now one new running back makes them unstoppable? The hyperbole.

@Sayuwantme @grantcohn Lol, “journalist” is suddenly a loose term

@grantcohn They don't understand the difference in journalists and fans. One is neutral the other is bias. Love you and Mr. Cohn

I never expect 49ers fans to agree with me, and yet they always seem to get angry when I don't agree with them.

Can someone find him for me?

@iLoveJaneAdams They can’t. history.co.uk/articles/just-…

If governments can just print money, why are we paying taxes?

@conleyc86 @costareports 😂 okay I’ll reconsider

@RyanLafferty @costareports

Tonight in Ohio, fingers were pointed in the air in the crowd as Trump spoke and swelling orchestral music was played through the speakers. Trump spoke darkly of Democrats and cast the nation as adrift. A snapshot of American democracy, Sept. 17, 2022.

Beautifully said

@AerLingus It’s not shocking that you and British Airways are partners because you’re both absolute garbage

@NickAdamsinUSA The dichotomy of saying that LIV should hold a presidents cup when the Saudis backed 9/11 is truly just…chef’s kiss of hypocrisy

LIV Golf should host their own Presidents Cup the exact same weekend and have President Trump as the POTUS in attendance. The PGA Tour has gone full woke.

@grantcohn “I mean, look at the offensive line!” he says with one of the best left tackles of all time

Why I’m now picking the 49ers to return to the NFC Championship.