South West Pains
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South West Pains
@SWR_failway
Providing real-time information and poor excuses for SW Trains' awful service. For queries, comments and ticket information: jog on.
stuck on a train Beigetreten Ocak 2014
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Scheduling tweets: the one thing you're worse at than scheduling trains @SW_Trains. twitter.com/sw_trains/stat…
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South West Pains retweetet
Has there been any Air Con on your #southwesttrains journey today? #hottestdayoftheyear Surely this cannot be legal...
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While I'll admit I'm the first to moan about #swtrains delays, please do show some compassion for those who've lost their lives today.
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UPDATE: We've taken the #tubestrike as a chance to give our staff a lie-in too. Expect disruption across all lines.
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No worries @SW_Trains, I didn't really fancy being on time anyway.
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We apologise for the delays due to unexpected weather conditions*
*We've cancelled your trains and sent the team off for beers in the sun
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To do list:
-Deploy trains
-Look at pictures of cats
-Catch Pikachu
-Forget to deploy trains
-Give up and grab a beer
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DELAYED: due to strange wet thing falling from the sky, we've had to cancel your train while we identify the cause.
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When you realise this is every summer on @SW_Trains for the rest of your working life #helpme
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