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@SatNightBeer

Unconcerned citizen; while my news may be fake, my beer reviews are real 🍻 Weekly reviews archived in 'highlights'. #Satire

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Phillips Brewing "DinoSour" Dragonfruit Lychee Sour 🍻 🍺🍺🍺🍺/5 Earth: a rock hurtling around a giant nuclear reactor for the last 4.54 billion years. Nothing was really going on here for the first couple billion years — just lots of lava, lightning, and a giant primordial soup undulating like a 70’s waterbed. The party only really got started about 2 billion years ago when multicellular organisms emerged. Then the mighty dinos 🦕 ruled for 174 million years. That is, until 66 million years ago when they went extinct 😂... from... get this bruh, an asteroid 🤣. Losers 😹. Entering the party fashionably late, we rolled out of Africa aura farming with our unbridled chest hair, daring loincloths, and state-of-the-art rock throwing technology, a mere 2 million years ago. The dino-losers, rightfully tossed by the bouncer, may however be getting the last laugh at our expense. We still rely on liquid dino bones to the tune of about 105 million barrels per day to power our civilization. With the Mullahs trying to close the Strait of Hormuz and oil prices climbing, the economy is getting a full megasoreass. I drink to the dinos... 🤣 nah, I couldn’t do it.. 😅 Beer came out my nose. In my nostrils: one of the best sours I’ve had. Tart dragonfruit and lychee hit hard up front, light body, finishes refreshing with just enough sweetness to keep you going for the rest of the party. 🍺🍺🍺🍺/5 March 28th, 2026 🍺 - ☹️ 🍺🍺 - 😕 🍺🍺🍺 - 🙂 🍺🍺🍺🍺 - 😀 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 - 😍 170
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@BasedTJMiller He destroyed it by filling the nomination with Khalistanis that wanted to infiltrate a major Canadian party. They did that, destroyed it while using it to further their own agenda.
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THE OFFICIAL RECORD
THE OFFICIAL RECORD@SatireSquadHQ·
@yonkojohn They dragged me through a one year long GST audit and it was a nightmare. Cost me thousands for accountants time plus my own. In the end I had to pay nothing of course but what about my time and thousands I’m out.🤷🏻‍♂️
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John Smith
John Smith@yonkojohn·
CRA has 60,000 employees for 42 million population and USA, IRS has 89,000 employees for 377 million population. Canada one employee per 700 people, USA one employee for 4,236 population!
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@ndtv It says it’s from Indus Valley. Indus Valley civilisation is in modern day Pakistan you idiots nothing to do with India
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@DanielBordmanOG 51st and 52nd State. Oil and western coast shoreline denied to the frogs. Saskatchewan would join too... potash, uranium. The Frogs can police their French all they want in Ontario.
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@Bratt_world They also have lower taxes and their health care is much better. It is a confusing system, but we also have flaws with ours.
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JIX5A@JIX5A·
Vedic foundations of Early Christianity. Early Christianity borrowed, or should we say, appropriated stories from Hindu scripture!
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AnonCannon 💣@an0ncann0n·
@JIX5A Looks like Yajurveda stole from Torah. Torah predates Yajurveda. Should've researched before making this AI slop.
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Daniel Bordman
Daniel Bordman@DanielBordmanOG·
Fuck off Quebec. Honestly, the hostility created by the French sense of entitlement actually negatively impacts the majority of Canadians and excludes them from positions of power. You can get a CBC panelist to sneer at us all you want, but our country is weaker because of this nonsense. Produce an elite goalie and then we can entertain your absurd language laws, until then the country has serious problems to deal with so calm down and stop undermining the country. Sincerely, English speaking Canadians
Josh Wingrove@josh_wingrove

*AIR CANADA CEO MICHAEL ROUSSEAU TO RETIRE

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Instead of deaf people just watching the actual artists perform, CBC puts a sign language interpreter on to perform air guitar & drum solos for them to watch along side of it. Whats going on in Canada? It’s a 24/7 nut house
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NDP elects a white male as their leader, abandoning a controversial diversity policy after its disastrous failure.
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@DanielBordmanOG Lineral: "Sure he is for government run grocery stores, "free" transit, all electric vehicles, kill the oil sector, make vaccines in Canada, wealth tax, wealth confiscation, inheritance tax, "free" dental, stop AI, pro Palestine..... but he is a Jew so he is a Zionist Nazi"
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@VivekGRamaswamy Why do you care? You are a Hindu man who loses his shit around Christmas as if it’s Groundhog Day for you.
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Cheryl Benson 🪁
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You assholes are a broken record there are no Khalistani Extremists, some are Sikh Separatists who are having a legal referendum to having a Punjab state. They’re following the UN outline for a referendum so shut the fuck up.
Hindu Canadian Foundation (HCF)@officialHinduCF

Statement from the Hindu Canadian Foundation (HCF): In Response to Planned Khalistani Extremist Protests at Hindu Temples on April 5, 2026 Hindu Canadian Foundation stands resolute and unwavering. In the face of yet another deliberate provocation by the #khalistani Extremists (#CBKE) organization, calling for protests directly outside Triveni Mandir in Brampton and Shri Lakshmi Narayan Mandir in Surrey on April 5, 2026, we reaffirm our absolute right to worship freely and safely on Canadian soil. Our temples are sacred spaces. They are not protest sites. They are not political stages. They will not surrender to intimidation. On November 3, 2024, at the Hindu Sabha Temple in Brampton, Khalistani extremists carried out what remains the most egregious and targeted act of violence against Hindu Canadians in recent history. In broad daylight, women, children, elders, and peaceful devotees were assaulted simply for practicing their faith. That attack was not spontaneous and not isolated. It is part of a pattern, a sustained campaign of Hinduphobia, harassment, and fear‑mongering aimed squarely at Hindu Canadians and their places of worship. Let us be unequivocal: Targeting temples is not a protest. It is intimidation. Disrupting worship is not free speech. It is coercion. These acts by #CBKE deliberately abuse Canada’s democratic freedoms. They are designed to provoke, to frighten, and to force communities into silence. This #khalistani extremism does not threaten Hindu Canadians alone; it erodes public safety, social trust, and the rule of law for all Canadians. It is precisely because of such conduct that Parliament @OurCommons has moved to strengthen the law through measures such as Bill C‑9 and related Criminal Code provisions, making clear that intimidation, obstruction, and hate‑motivated targeting of places of worship have no protection under Canadian law. The introduction of protective bubble‑zone measures around temples in Brampton, following earlier Khalistani extremist attacks, further reflects a hard‑learned reality: sacred spaces must be shielded from harassment and extremist pressure. HCF therefore issues a direct and urgent call to @PeelPolice @surreyps @rcmpgrcpolice @csiscanada @Safety_Canada to act decisively and without hesitation. Enforce the full weight of the law. Prevent intimidation against Canadians. Apply Criminal Code provisions on hate propaganda, intimidation, mischief to religious property, and public order offences to ensure that Hindu Canadians and all Canadians can worship without fear on April 5, 2026, and every day thereafter. Canada’s own intelligence assessments @csiscanada have repeatedly warned that Canada‑based Khalistani extremists constitute a serious homegrown security threat. Those who incite, organize, or carry out violence and targeted harassment must be identified, restrained, and held fully accountable. Let there be no misunderstanding: We will not be silenced. We will not be intimidated. We will not be driven from our temples. Hindu Canadians are a proud, peaceful, and integral part of this country. We stand firmly for pluralism, democratic values, and the rule of law, and we expect those values to be upheld without exception. Our message is simple, firm, and final: Enough is enough. Protect our communities. Enforce the law. Defend the right to worship. #khalistan #hinducanadians #trivenimandir #brampton #surrey #terror #terrorists #cdnpoli #onpoli @CityBrampton @SurreyPolice @SurreyMayor @patrickbrownont @ChiefNish @gary_srp @brendalockebc @CityofSurrey

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