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i can’t explain it but he still looks bald to me

TMZ took pictures of Ivanka Trump walking to Synagogue on Saturday, hours after her father launched a devastating attack on Iran with Israel.

Gents normalize this

Help me out: I need a highly specific, aggressively masculine name for a tiny Chihuahua puppy. Nothing cute. I'm desperate.

TIL pure silver pans exist and they make perfect pancakes Silver has the highest thermal conductivity of any metal ~429 W/m·K so heat spreads very evenly, meaning no hot spots Only issue: they cost about $6,000

This is a better script than any Hallmark movie: > man sells company for hefty profit > pursues immortality by becoming the world’s most expensive guinea pig > daily routine includes 111 pills, blood-plasma transfusions from his own teenage son, measuring his nighttime erections > achieves biological age of a 28-year-old… but emotional age of a robot > realizes he has optimized every biomarker except for.. people who voluntarily hang out with him (a.k.a friends) > launches “Don’t Die” movement. Accidentally starts a cult > falls in love with the one woman who was by his side since day one of his journey > she's his longtime doctor / nutritionist / data priestess / social media guru who's been there through the 2 am rectal ozone sessions and the silent dance discos > she's measured everything - no one knows him more than she does > something in his optimized little heart glitches. For the first time in years, his cortisol spikes from an unregulated human emotion instead of a scheduled stress test > he may have eliminated 85% of microplastics from his balls but nothing, nothing will improve the quality of his life more than being in love with her > he whispers, “I spent years trying not to die… and you’re the first thing that ever made me want to live.”

Biblically Accurate Menorah.