Heimish Humor

@ggreenwald Funny how you've never said anything bad about Russia or Putin. You must be the one who hooked up Tucker with Putin's propaganda warfare and you're both being paid by the Kremlin. You add more and more podcasters to your Russia propaganda roster each month. Sickening.

This 2008 Trump interview about Nancy Pelosi applies to him now, but is also true: Dems ran in 2006 by promising to de-fund the Iraq War. Dems won, Pelosi become Speaker, and she immediately said they wouldn't: they wanted the Iraq War to contine to help them win in 2008.

"There was peace in the Middle East before Israel became a state." For the period of 1900–1947, direct combat and related executions likely resulted in 100,000 to 200,000 Muslims killed by other Muslims. Saudi Unification: 1902–1932, 18,000 – 30,000 deaths Arab Revolt / Ottoman Internal: 1916–1918 15,000 – 25,000 deaths Turkish Civil War: 1919–1923, 10,000 – 15,000 deaths Afghan Civil War: 1928–1929, 10,000 – 20,000 deaths Syrian & Iraqi Revolts: 1920–1936 10,000 – 15,000 deaths

When do we talk about the dual loyalties of millions of Americans to a foreign country? This small nation influences our international policy and affects the way our politicians vote on all matters of life. Americans send them billions and would deploy the military to fight for this country if it was in danger. They would die for that country because of their religious beliefs. I'm talking about Catholics and Vatican City. Funny how that's not a problem for anyone. But when it comes to the Jews, suddenly they're accused of disloyalty if they support Israel.

Moshe: "In the Torah, could You write the word Vayikra without the letter Aleph so people don't know I'm a special prophet?" Hashem: "No. But I could write it with a small Aleph so everyone knows you asked me to do that." Moshe: "What? That's even worse. Dude, don't." Hashem: "Sorry bro, it's happening."

@IlanBlock Haha I added the diet one just because

@HeimishHumor Was waiting for this Thinking about it today

If everyone in Israel just converted to Islam, this whole conflict with the Muslim world would end. Well, not really. If they became Sunni, the Shiites would try to kill them, and if they became Shiite, the Sunnis would try to kill them, and either way ISIS would try to kill them. But yeah, it's definitely Israel's fault there isn't peace in the Middle East.

Israel has done everything in their power to make peace with the dozens of surrounding Muslim nations. These nations have publicly stated that their goal is the destruction of Israel, and have repeatedly attacked Israel over the decades, so Israel has to respond to this jihadi terrorism. You literally know nothing about this.

@HeimishHumor @TuckerCarlson The Ethnostate currently occupying Palestine, are at War with seven countries, and are fully responsible for impending economic hardship for much of the Worlds population.

Joe Kent on why we actually went to war with Iran.

@DorstenFrinsk @TuckerCarlson You do realize in history Christians have killed tens of million of other Christians in wars because they had a different version of their faith. And you think it's a big deal that they persecuted Jews too? Moron.

@HeimishHumor @TuckerCarlson It's Historical & Worldwide.

@DeadInTheFlesh @TuckerCarlson True.

@HeimishHumor @TuckerCarlson Everyone knows you LOVE the attention. loooove being the center of everyone’s attention. ya’ love it. can’t get enough.

@KolotRabbi It's just a joke...that may be true.

@HeimishHumor You haven’t picked up your Tanach since last year?

I started cleaning for chametz and I found last year's missing afikoman under my Tanach.

Woke-Left: The source of all the world's problems is white people, especially the Jews. Woke-Right: The source of all the world's problems are minorities, especially the Jews.

@LahavHarkov Last night I was thinking about this. But really, the movie logo doesn't make sense either because the Godfather here is the puppet and there is some unseen hand controlling him.

@HeimishHumor The reference is clear. I don't think anyone was implying that The Godfather was being controlled. He was in charge.

Tucker is selling this mug. It shows how dumb he is because the picture portrays someone controlling AIPAC and not AIPAC controlling anyone.

@TuckerCarlson How Tucker sees the world.