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@Kensetsu6 Pfft. What do they know?

@Shrdlu “They” say that’s not appropriate for “open wounds”.

I impulsively took a full dropper of oregano oil today. It wasn’t too crazy, except for oregano burps. I was worried for a small while.

@prolebot5000 I've played it and thought it was superb.

@Shrdlu No I haven't played too many classical guitars

I kinda want a classical guitar now and I'd probably play it more if it was the Yamaha Silent guitar. But I don't know if I want to blow a grand on one. Maybe I can make one of those too.

This is great. Make the toadies of the ІЅЯАЕLl government uncomfortable wherever and whenever possible.

The only Kennedy GenX remembers is Chappaquiddick Ted.

Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description

@Rightanglenews Isn't this the same dude on Threads? share.google/OvphTBbvNrA3bi…

A Canadian man is going viral for refusing to accept Canadian healthcare’s only option for his wife’s stage four ovarian cancer, medical assisted dying, choosing instead to flee to the United States for treatment, where doctors began immediate care, leading to near total remission.

When has the left — the actual left, not Democrats — had anything to be pleased about @AOC? It hasn't happened in my lifetime, and I'm pretty damned old.

A centenarian pear tree. It still produces fruit.

@lafleurmtl Bon rétablissement.

Proof of bloody fucking life April 12h 2026

@RioSlade My great-grandfather was regarded as a brilliant diagnostician. He often said, "Listen to the patient, and he will diagnose himself." Physicians simply haven't the time to listen today.

My primary care physician was laid off. She was told that she was spending too much time with her patients. They wanted her to see 100+ patients daily. She maxed out at 25. She was the best doctor I've ever had.

@tjmussett Never ask for medical advice on social media. Take a more in-focus photo and upload it to an online healthcare provider. It may cost a few bucks, but it's a lot smarter than listening to the idiots on X.

Is this a mole that needs treating?

@historigins If what I know of peacocks is true, the train is displayed only during the breeding season and exclusively to court peahens.

A woman offered food to a peacock, and the peacock thanked her in the most beautiful way

@IanMillett1 Sorry. Missed that. At least I didn't say Cary Grant.

@Shrdlu I put in a twist to this one. 😅

A cowboy rides into a market town on Friday, stays three nights and leaves on Thursday. How is this possible? 🐎

@Tori_TLCR Wow. Sounds like a cult. I do know the local Sobey's grocery manager. He's salaried, so he works 60 hours/week for not much money. He's there every time I go shopping.

@Shrdlu I wouldn't be surprised. I got hired at the warehouse a few years ago. I didn't keep the job but did the training. The training is full of "we're all family here". In my experience, that's never a good sign.

Let's play a game. The year was 2017. How much did I pay for this?

@Tori_TLCR I've no doubt. More than once, a Sobey's worker has confided in me how poorly they are treated and how little they are paid. It's worse than Loblaws, from what I gather.

@Shrdlu Yeah, they do make them, they probably also have to look out for mystery shoppers sent there to make sure they're doing that and other parts of their job. I remember getting a mystery shopper report back in the day when I worked as a cashier.

@JohnnyCommunist I mostly know Fallout via Henry and Jeannie at the now-banned MxR plays YouTube channel.

@Shrdlu buddy was one of the shits in the Fallout series.

Until two days ago, I had never seen Kumail Nanjiani in anything. I'm still not sure why he's famous.