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@ldkop My wife says it looks like a bomb went off 😆

POV: You're in the middle of turning over your house for Pesach

@Osint613 I saw the secondaries in a different video circulating and wondered the same thing

I think Israel and the U.S. just hit the jackpot. That is a significant number of missiles taken out. If any IRGC members were inside, they are likely no longer with us.

@ezalmanov @MaxMannis Looks more like a kook store…

@MaxMannis The bookstore they're standing in front of:

Suzyn Waldman, Matt Blake and Meredith Marakovits crossovers is my kind of content

@Osint613 I’ll even settle for any 3/4 in 3-4 weeks.

A scenario over the next 4 to 10 weeks that remains possible: The Islamic regime loses control of its oil infrastructure. The Islamic regime loses control of the Strait of Hormuz. The Islamic regime loses the ability to produce ballistic missiles. The Islamic regime loses access to its uranium. It may sound crazy, but I assess that most, if not all, of these objectives could be achieved. Will circle back to this post.

@ezalmanov @bentziavtzon 5 minutes on Shabbos HaGadol in the afternoon… *ducks*

The Rambam gods are on team @bentziavtzon, forcing Lubavitchers to learn the Haggadah in advance this year.

@ldkop @beagleschmeagle “I’ll have a prosciutto on rye with extra pickles, please”

@beagleschmeagle That's not how you spell Pastrami sorry.

Extremely rough start to the day

Looking for 11 friends who are each up for eating a ton of chocolate in 24 hours 😆

@matthew_a_bell @jewishmemequeen I thought they said 12 tons of gold bars 😖😩

@jewishmemequeen @Shtarkasm U rn tho:

Looking to sell 12T of KitKats to a gentile before Passover. Serious inquiries only.

@FeldheimRejects @IlanBlock Lechem Oh No

These ‘Bitter’ Herbs Are Weak, And This Matza? Fake Bread! Donald Trump Reacts To His First Seder

@Doranimated Extra-special forces…

North Korean TV broadcast footage of special forces training exercises, which supposedly involve, among other things, hitting each other with sledgehammers.

@KosherChutzpah @Osint613 So just tell us Iran is f***ed 😆

@Shtarkasm @Osint613 I'm a gynecologist 🤣 🤡

I don’t have all the answers. Threatening to hit all of Iran’s energy and oil infrastructure should only be done with full intent to follow through. What we’ve seen before is the Islamic regime threatens Gulf oil and infrastructure, Gulf states push Trump to hold back, and the strikes don’t happen. And even if the threat is real and carried out, it may not be the right move. It would hit the general Iranian population, most of whom oppose the regime, the hardest. 🤷🏼‍♂️

@minhagim Well, sometimes you use more lids than pans for a secure fit (or double the pans for extra heavy items). Either way, these items are best bought in bulk, when on sale ends up costing a small fraction of the 2-3 count (you get 100 pans for the cost of ~30).

A Yiddishe Kop. This guy is making millions and literally not lifting a finger.

@KosherChutzpah @Osint613 Are you an oncologist?

With cancer, we never stop chemo just to spare healthy cells. We know stopping means certain death. Chemo only ends when it’s failing, and we shift to hospice. Flip the script: If Iran preemptively closed the Straits and oil prices kept rising daily, "surrender to save the economy" wouldn't be an option. The response needed to stop them would carry even higher risks of killing healthy cells. Whatever we would do then is exactly what we must do now.

@itzchak_l @Shteygen בדיוק, גם בחו״ל אם הבעלים של החנות יהודים אז זאת תהיה בעיה לקנות אחרי הפסח. זאת בדיוק אותה רמת ״סמליות״ (🙄) כמו שאר הלכות כשרות

@Shteygen חנות של גויים, אין בעיה. מכירה חנות של *יהודים שומרי הלכה* בהיסטוריה שמכרה חמץ בפסח?

מעניין שהוויכוח הקבוע על חמץ בסופר הוא בכלל לא עניין פרגמטי. שומרי הלכה בחו"ל חיים יופי עם חמץ של אחרים על המדפים וחילונים בארץ הסתדרו עם פיתות במקפיא. זה לגמרי לגמרי סמלי כל העסק. כולל הזזות של הסטטוס קוו משני הצדדים.

@K_AminThaabet This war started with the death of the firstborn…

I promise, Hashem will lead us out of this Egypt also

@KosherChutzpah @Osint613 Nothing you wrote changes the fact that your metaphor isn’t accurate. Global rise in gas prices and a shortage that lasts years isn’t a corollary to chemo killing healthy cells. Not saying we shouldn’t do it for that reason, just disagreeing with the metaphor.

Cancer doesn't suffer fools. Iran has been building hundreds of drones every day for a while. Those drones are powerful versions of low-tech consumer ones that cost only a few thousand dollars each and can be built in underground warehouses. The threat is no longer just a nuclear warhead. Just imagine in 5 years from now when Iran has enough guerilla warfare to overwhelm any defense system. Every obstacle preventing the job being finished - whether the Straits of Hormuz impacting the global economy, neighboring bases being hit, iron dome supply diminishing - will only be more difficult, if not impossible, to stop down the road. No war against a suicidal, ideological regime has ever been won with diplomacy. We need to continue decimating Iran until there is an unconditional surrender along with the proxies. I'm not suggesting in any way we drop an atom bomb on Iran now, but, Iran has been waiting for 45 years for the moment that defending against their attacks is no longer effective. That is the moment they will unleash their arsenal that can have a catastrophic outcome. I would rather history books talking about how "genocidal" Israel is (which they will write regardless, no matter how humane a war we fight) than for the history books to write about a state that no longer exists.

@whynotthobr @KosherChutzpah @Osint613 No, in this case it would harm others besides the patient, if Iran attacks oil and gas drilling/refining in the region. I’m not saying it should be done, I’m just saying it isn’t a good metaphor for that reason.

@Shtarkasm @KosherChutzpah @Osint613 Chemo kills healthy cells. That’s the correct analogy.

@KosherChutzpah @Osint613 What if chemo can affect others besides the patient?

@Osint613 Chemo is brutal, but ignoring the cancer is deadly.

@Osint613 Trump isn’t always precise in following through on his threats…

@thewebbie all four*

@thewebbie Very sad how so often all for of these are Jewish children…

The 4 Children of Far-Left Jewish Passover - 2026 edition. The "Woke" Child asks: Why do you care so much about Israel? Isn’t Zionism just colonialism? He removes himself from the story, forgetting that Jewish people are indigenous to the land of Israel. He swallows hashtags and TikTok takes as if they were sacred texts. You respond: Because if we don’t care, no one will. And had you been in Egypt, you’d have called Moses an oppressor. The Performative Child declares: I stand with all oppressed people... but not you. He shows up to every rally, every cause, unless it involves Jews. He lights candles for strangers overseas but stays silent when synagogues are vandalized. To him you say: Your silence is not neutrality. It is consent. The Naive Child wonders: Can’t we just have peace? If both sides just stopped fighting? He thinks this is a conflict about land, not the annihilation of a people. He doesn’t understand that “peace” without justice is surrender. You gently explain: We’ve tried. We withdrew. We gave. We were met with rockets, murder, and silence. The Child Who Doesn’t Know What a Jew Is: He mumbles something about decolonization, stares blankly when you say “pogrom,” and thinks the Maccabees were a boy band. To him you say: Come sit. Let me tell you a story. It starts in Egypt, winds through exile, and ends, not in Brooklyn, but in Jerusalem.