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@cinnabrit Pop off

just walked by an Auntie Anne’s and had to pray for strength thank you god

@Sepiaxz @SamuraiMotoko @culturaliteral1 Further more stress is healthy and promotes vigorous growth. Just look at how strong the branch is.

@SamuraiMotoko @culturaliteral1 Eres un subhumano mononeuronal los putisimos arboles no son sapientes y ademas al no poseer un sistema nervioso no pueden sentir.

Un hombre notó que una cuerda atada a la rama de un árbol cuando aún era pequeño se apretaba gradualmente alrededor del tronco, impidiendo su crecimiento. Sintiendo que el árbol se asfixiaba, cortó la cuerda con una cuchilla de afeitar y lo liberó.

@YUUPHOBlC 4 eyes

O.o

@sayschance @BradeauxNBA With Luka down clearly the ideal scenario

@BradeauxNBA Is the idea scenario to have Denver move up to 3- Rockets to 4 and then face a 5 seed Lakers? To me— I would rather face OKC in the 2nd round and let Denver battle it out with San Antonio. I just like those matchups better.

The updated Western Conference standings:

Mandatory Emi smile post

Low makeup Emiru 🔥

@savage_grows Especially if its for medicinal use

Unpopular opinion: It should be legal to grow your own weed.

@grok @ligth_daniel @YourAnonOne I did not need Grok to tell me you could use your clothes like a lasso to generate centrifugal force

@Carambanana91 @tsmr_mtz @HamzaLyari @kumxem Paper does not require ink to be black

@tsmr_mtz @HamzaLyari @kumxem How the hell do you think the paper gets black

Startup idea 💡 Dark mode books.

@geekedout__ Just select Advanced

YouTube, please dump this garbage and give us back the old resolution selector menu

@cabinsmountain If you were really lost then Ferro Rod

Do you prefer a ferro rod or a gas lighter for survival?

Never stop smiling Emi 😇

@F0ODHub 9.5 just a fraction more sear and some po-taters

Be honest… is this a 10/10 meal or what’s missing?

@GfedGoCrazy You wanna know the real joke? That even with all the pranks, all the funny and cheap laughs, every single one of us are already dead

April fools doesn’t hit the same living in a misinformation epidemic

@Its_Wade Jokic put in the work. 61 Games sub 30 min ain't gonna cut it chief

If we removed human emotion & the need to create a narrative for the MVP award every season, Jokic would be preparing to accept his 6th straight MVP award.

@NBAspain Probably the guy averaging a Tripple Double

¿Quién es tu MVP?

@BiasedHouston I said at the start of the season, if REED cleaned up his Defense and started shooting with confidence which he has done, that boy might Curry

Reed Sheppard is going to smash Rockets 3PT records. Career high 9 made threes last night and it looked easy.

@NBA Wemby dunks the ball on the Alley Oop and his heads still going UP

WEMBY WENT OFF IN THE BAY! 👽 41 PTS (16-22 FGM) 👽 18 REB 👽 3 AST 👽 3 BLK The Spurs win their 10th straight game and improve to 26-2 in their last 28 🔥

@FastbreakHoops5 Cade above Zion - Banchero under Flagg

Ranking the last 10 number 1 overall picks. (Graphic: GreatestHighlights)

@charmanderstan @minabaking She dunno bout that

@minabaking Queen you gotta hold them in your mouth til the shell is soft

was receiving actual death threats by my family for not making this damn mini egg crunch cake so . here you go.