Slipdance

If I say something you find offensive, presume it's out of ignorance and not out of malice. If you're willing to forgive me for offending you and share your viewpoint, I'll be willing to forgive you for forgetting I can't read your damn mind and listen to what you have to say.

@4TimEman @Vision4theBlind His death is kept secret. Legislates and gives speeches in Ai generated videos, all ‘filmed live’ from bunkers for his safety from the radical left. If any producers are interested, I have a working script available.

@Vision4theBlind Trump is old. If he's the last president what comes next? Robot rule?

Remember when Johnny Depp made this statement? “If Donald Trump is elected President of the United States in a kind of historical way it’s exciting because we will see the actual last President of the United States....."

@JamesTerzian1 @RodneyEcho @PaulleyTicks He is!

@RodneyEcho @PaulleyTicks Keep firing assholes

BREAKING: Donald Trump meets privately with Kash Patel and Pete Hegseth to assure them their jobs are secure, amidst swirling rumors that they may be the next cabinet members to be fired.

@SoraTerumi24 @Deyvonn Iggy, that you?

@Deyvonn Would be an icing on the cake if the rabbit farted on her face out of spite 😂

Oh my god, this has to be the longest round win animation in the game probably lmao THIS IS SO CUTE AHHHH #GGST_JA

@RespectfulMemes It took me ten years to find the answer to something. I forgot about it in two seconds.

@Auntyadaa The black guy expected a duel, but got a face off instead.

I thought the black guy was going to be HIM. Only for him to end up being sliced up 🫣

@St4rchas5r @Matrozz_ And the gif is the Polt of Monster Musume

@Matrozz_ No meu caso é a Polt de monster musume, acho q o segredo é não ter rosto de animal

A Rouge é o ápice da frase "Eu não sou Furry, MAS..."

@lattice_theory @OccupyDemocrats Why don’t you ship them back to their homeland then?

@OccupyDemocrats Children of illegal immigrants should not be U.S. citizens.

BREAKING: Trump’s birthright citizenship scheme implodes after lawyer’s JAW-DROPPING courtroom blunder about Native Americans. Donald Trump sent his top lawyer to the Supreme Court to argue that birthright citizenship should be stripped from hundreds of thousands of American-born babies. It went so badly that his own solicitor general nearly argued Native Americans aren't citizens either — and had to be rescued by a Trump-appointed justice. In one of the most jaw-dropping exchanges of Wednesday's already disastrous hearing, Justice Neil Gorsuch — appointed by Trump himself — pressed Solicitor General D. John Sauer on the logical consequences of the administration's own legal theory. The exchange was as stunning as it was revealing. Gorsuch asked a simple question: under the administration's proposed test for birthright citizenship, are Native Americans born today automatically citizens? Sauer's answer was a slow-motion legal train wreck. First, he said yes — obviously. Then Gorsuch pushed him to set aside the statutes granting Native Americans citizenship and answer based purely on the administration's own constitutional theory. Sauer's answer changed: "No." Under the 1868 congressional debates, he explained, children of tribal Indians were not considered birthright citizens. The courtroom went quiet. Gorsuch pressed harder. But under your test — the domicile test you want this court to adopt today — are tribal Native Americans born on U.S. soil birthright citizens? Sauer fumbled. "I think so... I have to think that through, but that's my reaction." "I'll take the yes," Gorsuch replied — essentially throwing the solicitor general a life preserver before he could drown any further. Let's be absolutely clear about what just happened. The Trump administration walked into the highest court in the land with a legal theory so sweeping, so poorly thought through, that when a justice applied it logically, the government's own lawyer couldn't guarantee that Native Americans — people whose nations existed on this continent thousands of years before the United States did — would qualify as birthright citizens. This is the constitutional chaos that Trump's executive order invites. Once you start unraveling the 14th Amendment's guarantee that all persons born on American soil are citizens, there is no clean stopping point. The administration's own lawyer proved that in real time, in front of the entire nation, while Trump was still in the building — before he turned tail and fled. The 14th Amendment was written to be clear precisely because America had already lived through the horror of deciding that some people born here weren't really citizens. The Supreme Court has upheld birthright citizenship for 157 years. And Trump's lawyer just demonstrated, in spectacular fashion, exactly why those 157 years of precedent exist. Please like and share this post if you believe the Constitution means what it says — for everyone born on American soil.

@teacupballerina “So when am I getting some PPG? Some Powerpuff Grandkids?”

You’ll always be our “PROFESSOR!”

@ramzpaul @PressSec Shit on the board and strut around like he won?

@PressSec Let me guess - he will declare victory and abandon the war.

TUNE IN: Tomorrow night at 9PM ET, President Trump will give an Address to the Nation to provide an important update on Iran.

@The_Eggroller They need a ‘Feel that’ button, but in its absence I’ll press the Like button

Can't end on a loss

@GPrime85 That ‘iyah-hooo’. Speaking our native tongue!

@OTomatron I thought Big B was going to be a Big Smoke/follow the train joke

Dude he made another one and it’s just as insane

@CartoonyCaine Don’t steal her cheese

I turned Pomni into a burger because I was bored

@EromancerSFW @CookieM35215783 I want to believe this is a good thing, but part of me knows instead of protecting NSFW creators, it’s just going to protect the Westboro church’s ability to buy dozens of ‘gay furries burn in hell’ banners online.

@CookieM35215783 I agree. This is a case of competing priorities. Even if adult businesses are not their priority, this still makes it harder to justify discriminating against lawful adult businesses.

The FTC has sent a warning to PayPal, Stripe, Visa, and Mastercard over debanking lawful businesses. Lawful adult businesses have been financially targeted for years under the guise of "reputation risk." If that is finally getting scrutiny, that’s good news. xbiz.com/news/297090/ft…

@Nhim_Art Ah yes. In my old call center we called that ‘mummified brunch’

Quick Snack.

@JakeRazz @ComputerLove_ I guess you could consider the name a…’synthaxe error’.

@ComputerLove_ Not nearly as catchy as "Keytar" but go off

There was a cross between a synth and a guitar in the 80s, the SynthAxe.

@woofknight Why do I always upvote? I guess I’ll never know! It’s like a weird compulsion To comment on this bro.

@woofknight But can you Holy See why people love it?

@pontiikii I’d still love her even if she turned into a human.

*earths your worm* Meet Plum The Earthworm! My new Sonic OC <3

@MiyuSuzukiX “Your mother”. Ooooooh. Ouch. If ya know ya know.

This is how I met your mother 😆❤️