@PicaPaudiablo @MattZeitlin Well it goes some way to addressing litter by incentivising picking up of the wee bottles.
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@SlowBarney
Being silly. Autocorrect's gimp. Dogs whisper to me. Honky.
Cape Ann, Massachusetts Beigetreten Mayıs 2009
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@SlowBarney @MattZeitlin By compromise you mean "ridiculous useless gesture that'll let pols pretend to do something useful & accomplosh nothing " correct ?
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has anyone every proposed just straight up banning those tiny bottles of booze? seems like they're entirely consumed by dangerous alcoholics and people in cars
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@HistoryBoomer Long term general benefits:short term very specific pain.
If, as a society, we were a little better at looking after one another (by state intervention or charity or whatever) paradigm shifts like this would be more bearable.
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If textile factories get their way, millions of hand weavers will be out of work.
More Perfect Union@MorePerfectUS
NEW: If Waymo gets its way, 2 million workers will be out of work. When Waymo gets a firm hold on a city, wages go down. Some drivers now have to work 12 hours day, 7 days a week just to get by. This isn't inevitable — but Big Tech is spending millions to make you think it is.
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@jarvis_best Those were the days. They mostly ended for me about the time I learned to walk, but I do feel jealous when I see my dogs chewing on random bits of furniture.
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Wondering how long I should microwave this tenderloin for to make sure it's really cooked through. 20 minutes?
Safety first.
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@AliceFromQueens That's a lot of planning and forward thinking. Fairly high chance it'll be a girl thing.
And it'll be the new girl who gets offed, not the boy.
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@CyborgPeds Just part of the shift from Anakin Skywalker to Darth Vader.
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@JohnConnor_US @BradWCAttorney Should have been "Man beats off fifteen cops whist masturbating "
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@BradWCAttorney how much did you get him?
Community Notes & Violations@CNviolations
That's a wild headline
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@JohnConnor_US LBJ did that when someone asked him why we were in Vietnam, allegedly.
Anyway, good street fight tactic
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Here’s a little life hack for you plebes: It doesn’t matter if it’s a meeting running long on a Friday, an uncomfortable social situation, the in-laws outstaying their welcome or a knife-wielding mugger—many of life’s problems can be solved by simply whipping your dick out.
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@HistoryBoomer I'm a livin' breathin' walking talking cautionary tale. If people ask me for advice it's so they know what not to do.
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"Don't be like Carl" is evergreen good advice.
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@HistoryBoomer Carl doesn't seem to understand where our "stuff and service" come from. Don't be like Carl.
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@SlowBarney @LilaGraceRose From my cold dead, er… actually never mind this doesn’t work here.
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@JohnConnor_US @LilaGraceRose There'd be nothing left if you took that out of movies I watch.
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@LilaGraceRose Come on Lilly; consider what kind of impact this would have on a classic like The Terminator. In it, Kyle and Sarah not only share “enough love for a lifetime,” but conceive humanity’s savior. That tasteful scene wouldn’t have been as emotionally powerful with just a blowjob.
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