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@kingsuleiman27 You self you funny, u wan go Dey date student… 😂, many of una no Dey hear word…

That was how I bought 20 veils and 5 abayas from Dubai as gifts for a girl I intended to marry that year. We were engaged, both families have started wedding arrangements. We lived in different locations. I drove all the way to her school in another state without telling her I was coming, because I wanted to surprise her with the gifts I bought for her.

I no sure say dem fit off general like this for another country make dem no see am as serious issue. For here offing na water.

@NigeriaStories @antscroll How na? I thought Tinubu is fixing the economy.. omo na wa oh

BREAKING NEWS: Nigeria’s poverty rate climbs to 63% despite easing inflation ~ World Bank says

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@PeterObi Chief no be wetin we want to Dey do be this oh.. make I clear you now Senior Man.. We no fit Dey move backwards if you want this country to be better..

Bruh if I am the last person to save a Nigerian Police man, No worry yourself, them don die be that.. After Lucifer, Tinubu and Akpabio, na them be the next people wey i hate..

@flygodT @classic_abdul Gotta ask if the order of the army is to die for the cause even when you know your generals or chiefs are being compromised.. are there no rebellious soldiers in the army ? Cos Whats all these

If I was a Nigerian officer, I would have left the military immediately APC (Buhari) rehabilitated Boko Haram members. That was the greatest disrespect to the Armed Forces in Nigerian history.

@fisayosoyombo @fijnigeria Passed there today and I just shook my head.. I had to turn back like others, why did you even commission the road? What was the essence? Who is chasing you? What kind of leaders do we have in this country?

After spending at least N276bn Inviting President Bola Tinubu Plastering the streets of Lagos with Tinubu-Sanwo-Olu posters Getting Godswil Akpabio to represent the president Inaugurating the bridge 22 months after their self-set deadline and a total 51 months after conception Closing adjoining roads and punishing thousands of residents road users for several hours, Ladies and gentleman, Governor Babajide-Sanwolu’s Opebi-Ojota Link Bridge IS STILL NOT READY FOR USE.

@instablog9ja @GhostOfEcstasy Omo see the kind news wey Dey come out of Nigeria.. very sick country walahi

Late Brig.-Gen. Braimoh tried to escape Boko Haram att@ck, but armoured vehicle failed to start — Military sources

Another useless thing wey Dey vex me for this old man administration is the absence of law and order.. from Police to Army to civil & public servants .. Everybody just Dey misbehave

3 Lieutenant Colonels 1 Brig General 💔💔This is unacceptable 💔💔

Any updates concerning these policemen? Yesterday was suppose to be their judgement day but nobody got back to us! We need feedbacks cos if it wasn’t for us, even the IGP wouldn’t know about thier d!rty actions on the street so why’re they not feeding us back ?? Taking them from that junction they use to be is not pun!shm£nt if they’re going to be placed somewhere else!!! What’s the update please??

Good morning @PoliceNG_CRU @TunjiDisu1 sir , I hope this message met you well. Recall last week this video “You want make them lose guide you” sparked a lot of attention and the IGP in his good leadership responded almost immediately and asked the officers to be brought to Abuja for disciplinary action. Since then a lot of Nigerians have been waiting for update about the case but till now nothing has been said about it. We don’t want to believe this case has died down as usual. Kindly provide timely update for us so we can know how it’s going. Thanks for your attention to this.

Don’t burn bridges over politics? I will burn including the road that leads to that bridge!!!

🚨let me tell you why Iran just closed the Strait of Hormuz again because most people have no idea what happened today.. this morning the deal was simple.. stop the war.. reopen the strait.. let oil flow.. Iran did its part.. oil dropped 16%.. but Iran had one condition that mattered more than anything.. Lebanon must be included in the ceasefire.. it was point one in their 10-point plan.. Trump called it "workable".. hours later Israel bombed Beirut and Tyre.. Netanyahu said "this is not the end of the battle".. Trump confirmed Lebanon was never in the deal.. and Iran's parliament announced 3 out of 10 clauses were already violated.. so here's what actually happened.. Iran was told the deal covers Lebanon.. opened the strait based on that understanding.. then watched Lebanon get bombed while the White House said it was never covered.. Iran didn't break the ceasefire.. the ceasefire was broken around them.. and the strait is the only leverage they have to prove it matters.. 20% of the world's oil is being turned on and off like a game.. running the worl like a school project.. people are dying in Beirut.. markets are swinging billions by the hour.. and the people in charge can't even agree on what they signed this morning.. these are our leaders..

To toast girl now dey do me like say I wan put myself for problem. 😭 😂

Isn’t this just crazy?? Why is the presidents son on campaign posters? Like it’s not clocking to you people that they want to turn this into a birthright office? This is insane.

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