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management just sent out an email banning all board games during breaks and i'm like what is this, yahtzee germany?
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Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸
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@SmalltimeJones
fish eggs ‘n bubble wine 𓅃
Lincoln, NE Beigetreten Mayıs 2018
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@SmalltimeJones Literally anything can be a dog when you have the right mindset.
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i want this for me. i want to be this large romanian man with a big friend of the sea. they love each other so much
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also, it's covered in fur because he really didn't want to wear a yankee hat. i get it
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he's a flat brim 59fifty guy, just like his daddy
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@aggresari0 if i got to name it, it would be named jennifer
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@SmalltimeJones Jesus Christ that manta mantaed out of nowhere
What a beautiful animal
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Why can't I be friends with a stingray 😭
Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸@SmalltimeJones
i want this for me. i want to be this large romanian man with a big friend of the sea. they love each other so much
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@TheWapplehouse i see eurovision is going the "put a wig on a pocket masturbator to feel less alone" route as we all do now and again
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what the fuck
Melly@MocaIsSoLoca
all this build up to reveal the ugliest creature known to man
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@TheWapplehouse this is the real reason i'd like to have an acreage one day. i tell my wife it's so we can have a big garden and build a shop, but really it's being able to do shit like this. also i've always wanted a shootin car
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why would I get that when I can make it at home for free
Dexerto@Dexerto
KFC is launching Pickle Pepsi Max in the UK as part of its viral pickle menu The drink even comes with a side of pickle juice to mix in
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I think about this a lot
Justin Decloux@DeclouxJ
Whose baby did Fat Bastard eat? My wife thinks it was his own, which made me sad.
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@SmalltimeJones @nickreeves9876 @JohnSimpsonNews @r1chardf1tzg3r1 Hezbollah launched rockets for decades, nobody gave a fuck. Why the hypocrisy?
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I don’t get it. If Hezbollah had flats in this block (unlikely in central Beirut but not impossible) why did the Israelis give everyone inside an hour to get out — including those they wanted to kill? And if there weren’t any Hezbollah people there, why destroy a building with dozens of civilians in it?
The Associated Press@AP
An Israeli airstrike struck an apartment building in central Beirut, on Wednesday. The Israeli army had warned residents to evacuate about an hour before completely flattening it as day broke.
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@hausofdecline heckin flameos, gotta make squirties at the red hot crackle bois
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Was walking my dog the other day, and a fire truck went by causing him to howl. One of the firefighters was amused enough by it to get on the horn and say "sorry pupper" and my blood ran cold knowing that my life and safety is now in the hands of Millennials.
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not giving them clicks and i don't know who this loser ass group is, but i gotta say, "shiplap & gomorrah" is a pretty solid jokey headline. also i would watch a show called that
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quick question, is an undertaker wizard hat or undertaker dr seuss top hat more appropriate for a custody hearing?
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@commie_zombie and lo, did yonder wife become with child three months into a yearlong deployment
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@SmalltimeJones "may they not beat nor kill their children and wives when they come back home"
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"blessed are the tools of imperialism, may they not be sad a few years from now when thinking back on what they did" -- jesus h. christ
Acyn@Acyn
Hegseth: May almighty god continue to bless our troops in this fight. To the American people, please pray for them every day on bended knee with your family, in your schools, in your churches, in the name of Jesus Christ. To the troops, keep going and godspeed.
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scromboid fish poisoning is probably pretty unpleasant but it's a fun disease to say
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why this dude look like kirby ate jeff goldblum?
Gary Gindler 🇺🇸@Gary_US
Left anti-Semitism is not a random prejudice; it is a structured political weapon that turns Jew hatred into a method for controlling everyone else.
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