Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸

management just sent out an email banning all board games during breaks and i'm like what is this, yahtzee germany?

@BadMedicalTakes me, wearing my bespoke placenta and umbilical cord tuxedo, "nothing could be further from the truth"

@Diegotrip1 come and see

@SmalltimeJones the time of prophecy is at hand ✊👇🤘

hearing reports that a thick black fog has enveloped rudy giuliani's hospital bed as an unseen cantor susurrates the forbidden nam-shub of mušmaḫḫū, exalted serpent king, horned beast and terrorizer of long dead but unforgotten nightmares of antiquity

and so we await the inevitable, fresh in the knowledge that our presence may be diminutive and unobtrusive but unfathomable sorrow awaits us. a child's coffin in metaphor; seemingly insignificant yet filled with incomprehensible sorrow and anguish

doctors tell us that all is lost. the concepts of love, grace, kindness and, indeed, humanity itself shall be death's wicked repast

@TheWapplehouse and i get to tend the rabbits

Lenny with the puppy:

get well soon rudy

@TheAlienKnows oh gosh

Fuck.

you're telling me a table sided this guac?

#KentuckyDerby 🐎🐉

wen ur a fox at 2:45 am and like screamin

@Sihophone see, that's a doohickey and it's wonderful. the top one is a contraption and is similarly wonderful

@SmalltimeJones Case in point:

the real problem with today's society is that we just don't make contraptions and doohickeys anymore

@elektromorr @onionweigher

@SmalltimeJones @onionweigher

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@diaknight yeah but imagine if i was correct and not just lying to sound smart?

@SmalltimeJones I know two definitions for ballast and neither of them fit here lol

@diaknight it's for ballast

@SmalltimeJones I'm confused about the random empanada