Kerry :)

Soooo this magic happened today... I mean... I don’t go to the #utahstatecapitol without a sign and a plan... you’re welcome #EqualityForAll youtu.be/AHe648_ZXWU

So excited for this!! I have read everything this woman has written... and I am a better person for it!! plus it makes me snort laugh 90% of the time.

@suchnerve as a newly disabled person, learning to process that, learning its okay to use my cane or my chair even though sometimes I can walk for short differences, These hurdles of the average person - we also have to overcome.

(it’s like how a lot of people who wear glasses or contacts can still see without them, just not well enough to forgo them entirely, whereas some people can’t see at ALL without their glasses or contacts)

Guys- Can the Sesame Street family just be our ambassadors to life please? this is the kind of thing I needed today, and every day, because everything feels so heavy right now- This is so perfect! We love you #WinterOlympics2026 and We REALLY love you @sesamestreet

WHAT?? @StephenKing Ive read everything ever written that I could get my hands on... When I was in public school (so very long ago) reading king saved my life, Those kids in his books, I always related to one of the core group of kids, I always felt represented. #Readbannedbooks

Why do I keep hearing detailed complaints about the Super Bowl and Bad Bunny from people who swore they'd never watch NFL again because of Colin Kapernick?

@AgathaChocolats My Grandson is 4 Years Old.

In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommunity #Christmas

@blakejamieson GOD! I Needed that today!!! FFS!!! Thankyou!

Open to the idea that maybe you’ve already balanced your karma and checked all the boxes to evolve your soul, And you chose to come back again to create art for the museum of Akashic records. What happens when you embody that for decision making?

@gopTODD I agree, I feel horrible for people who amplify hate- I know you also agree that Love is still the boss of us.... So friendly fire here- Please stop putting this hate in my timeline- they get "points" when you share- we have heard you... you dont need to amplify

Disgusting

@BrambleJim I needed that today. Thank you.

Perhaps you are looking for a reminder right now that most people are in fact good. Sometimes social media makes you forget that. With that in mind, please see the memory that popped up today of an experience I had with my son.

@CharlieInUtah so glad you are safe.

I’m in shock by what happened. Please hug those you love and please be kind to one another.

@KirtonMcBonky Grandbabies!!! *mine are not babies... but I call them babies, Cats!, a really good Pinot Grigio for a Friday, a good spooky show, popcorn, CHEESE! Viva La Vida - on repeat, paints and clean new brushes, anything starwars! okay I think Im done now

anywayyyyy.... i did a massive purge of my followers here last night because wtaf are icky men doing following me and i need a tl cleanse ♥️EXMO FRIENDS, tell me what's good in your life lately! how are you? drop a comment

What if it all works out in the end?

MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING — AND I AGREE — THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM (AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR) DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. WHY? BECAUSE OF THE “MOST INCREDIBLE MAPS IN THE HISTORY OF MAPPING” (EVEN COLUMBUS). THESE MAPS WILL END THE “VERY RIGGED” ELECTIONS, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN (MAGA!!!), RETAKE CONGRESS “FOR THE PEOPLE”, AND SAVE DEMOCRACY. NOBODY ELSE COULD HAVE DONE THIS — CERTAINLY NOT THE “SELF-PROCLAIMED” MASTER DEALMAKER DONALD “TACO” TRUMP (TINY HANDS) WHO MISSED “THE DEADLINE” AND LOST (SAD!). PEACE THROUGH MAPS — NO ONE HAS EVER THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE. I AM THE “PEACE TIME” GOVERNOR NOW, STOPPING “POLITICAL WARS” BEFORE THEY START. HARMONY, UNITY, EVEN LOVE. THE NOBEL COMMITTEE HAS GIVEN THIS AWARD TO LESSER PEOPLE FOR MUCH LESS. I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, ACTUALLY EARNED IT. THE WORLD WILL BE SAFER, KINDER, AND FRANKLY MORE “BEAUTIFUL” BECAUSE OF MY MAPS. GIVE GAVIN THE NOBEL, MANY ARE SAYING. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GCN

If you’d like to try speaking Trump- like the heroes over at @GovPressOffice - Groks here to help 🤣

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@grok can talk like Trump more about the same topic 3 more times, each time restating it like Trump does…make the topic how attractive Kerry is

@jonfavs Think grok helped? Watch this trick!

These are very funny

Okay… okay but guys…. Something hysterical is happening here

@grok can you please rewrite this tweet about how I did nothing lastnight and ate only ramen and ice cream to sound like it came from trump

Five thousand two hundred forty three!