Lord

What the hell is up dog

@OfficialTourPro Stock 8 iron - my perfect brain doesn’t even register the tree

175 yards out. Big tree in your way. How are you playing this shot? -hook -slice -over -under

@HustleBitch_ 7am and still asleep? Sleeping your life away 😂 weekend? Maybe, but during the week you should be up and at em buddy

🚨 THIS IS WHAT LANDSCAPERS REALLY DO AT 7AM — RIGHT WHEN THE NEIGHBORHOOD IS DEAD SILENT The whole block is dead quiet. Not a single sound. Then… that first pull. And the engine rips straight through the silence. • 7:00AM on the dot • Everyone still asleep • Windows shut… doesn’t matter • That echo hits every house You can literally feel the peace disappear in seconds. Some say it’s just a job getting done. Others say it’s the most hated sound in any neighborhood. Is this normal morning work... or the rudest wake-up call there is?

@ukboomers If I’m getting charged a cleaning fee regardless of the state it’s left in, I’m not cleaning nor taking the trash out. Thank you

I had to charge £200 for extra cleaning on our Cornwall Airbnb this week. £400 a night and look what they did. Wine rings on the slate. Cups everywhere. A candle burnt to nothing. In our day you left a place better than you found it. Now they walk away like it's a hotel.

@petermillar Would’ve purchased if the MLB logo was on it as well. Pls revise

You asked. We delivered. Cam's Tour Logo Polo is now available on our website. 👕 | bit.ly/4tFmrM6

@PolymarketBlitz Collins also open :(

It’s time to have a conversation.

@JoshuaBarzon Whoever is cooking your turkey needs to be fired! Buy a smoker, brine it for two days, then smoke for 8 hours. So fricken yummy bro. The turkey flat wing combo holy shit buddy

Ham is better than Turkey at Thanksgiving

@benonwine Go to bar / pub knock a few back a find a couple buddies

This young man went out for a meal by himself. He said: ‘You don’t know lonely until you have to take yourself for that meal alone because sitting in a room with strangers is better than sitting in your own thoughts in an empty room’ 😔 Would you go to a restaurant by yourself?

@BarackObama Nancy pelosi can insider trade but i cannot! What a racket… put her in Jail Mr trump

For almost four decades, Nancy Pelosi has served the American people and worked to make our country better. No one was more skilled at bringing people together and getting legislation passed – and I will always be grateful for her support of the Affordable Care Act. She made us proud to be Democrats, and will go down in history as one of the best speakers the House of Representatives has ever had. Nancy, thank you for your leadership and your friendship. Michelle and I wish you and Paul the best in this next chapter.

@TrumpsHurricane They don’t know how to cook a real meal

What’s your first thought when you see this grocery cart ??

Got so high off weed beers last night I couldnt get out of manual breathing mode

@sad5ky Custom tip - $0.01 franks

Help, what do I do?

@RickyDoggin Send her to the mines!

These are the type of people embracing Socialism.

@iAnonPatriot “Waiting for a home”? Wtf does that mean. Get a job, save, invest, buy a home… this state is so fucked I gotta bail

Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey says he’s going to solve the homelessness crisis by stuffing 3 Somalian families into single family homes.. This should go well.

@AmericaPapaBear That chick is retarded. Buy shit on CC, some loser (me) pays it off at the end of each month, accumulates points, goes on sick 15 day vacations with hot wife.

"I'm on food stamps and you live off your credit cards." "Remind me again who is living off the government." "Truth is, we are ALL living off the same system, I am just being honest about it." I can't wait to hear y'all's reaction to this one! Let her have it! I actually do NOT live off the government, but thanks for playing! I earn my money and take care of my family. I don't need anyone else to do it for me.

@TeamYouTube I don’t need help! I need football every Saturday and you stole that from me

It sounds like you’re having a really difficult time right now. If you need a little extra emotional support, we encourage you to take advantage of the resources listed in our Help Center here: goo.gle/4ojNmuM Also, we’re still in active conversations with Disney & are hopeful we can come to an agreement that’s fair to both sides & preserves the value of our service. More here: goo.gle/47lOOH6

Members, when we renew our contracts with network partners, we advocate for fair pricing to offer you the best TV experience. Our contract with Disney has reached its renewal date, and we'll not agree to terms that disadvantage our members while benefiting Disney’s TV products.

@YouTubeTV You guys better figure it out. If I can’t watch football on Saturday I may end my life

We know how disruptive it is to lose channels you enjoy, and we’re committed to continuing to work with Disney to reach an agreement. If their content is unavailable for an extended period of time, we'll offer our members a $20 credit. For updates, visit yt.be/disney.

Dialed as piss - ass fucking these Italians

@jackmac Moving away from solider field is dang tragedy. Right by the massive beautiful lake and skyline. Moving to the suburbs is brutal

We are LOSING RECIPES. All of the new stadiums are gonna look the same and it’s gonna suck.

@NFL_DovKleiman I like this

Wild: Cowboys star WR George Pickens did NOT know you could tie in an NFL game until this Sunday night. “I’ve never been a part of a tie in my life. I didn’t even know football worked like that. I thought we just would start another quarter right now and keep going. But a tie? That’s a first time, yeah.” 😭😭😭

@Top100Rick Just get blacked out before you get there brotha 🕺🤝🏼

Maybe the Ryder Cup fans won’t be so rowdy? I mean, who can afford to get completely blasted at these prices? 😂😂😂 The fans had to pay $750 for a ticket and now $15.00 for a beer. Truly the people’s Ryder Cup. The important thing is that the players got a $200,000 bonus and some execs will get a bonus for the event profits.