Stephen Butler

@LeeHurstComic Starmer was the closest

Labour clearly doesn’t know what a woman is because once again they aren’t choosing one as a leader.

@EssexPR My memory is the little Coca-Cola footballs

I was just talking to a fellow late 40s friend… we were talking about Italia 90 World Cup. My memory was watching it whilst eating fish fingers waffles and beans at one of these… Anyone else have one? Proper memory unlocked

@EssexPR The woman in "she sells seashells" is stupid. Shells are free from the beach. If you're gonna sell them, at least go inland to do it. "She sells seashells on the city streets of Sheffield" is my suggestion.

Now be honest to the British public… Literally a few hundred of them were the channel dinghy migrants. Almost all were visa overstayers or those wanting to go home. The dangerous ones with no checks or background information get to stay amongst our women & children.

Good morning to all the far right, racist, conspiracy theorist, Putin apologist, transphobic Islamophobes. You are all ruining the establishment narrative. Congratulations. 👏

@Jenniferarcuri He is already

This time next year, Andy Burnham will be more hated than Starmer.

@EssexPR Because he's the ringleader

London has had and still has a grooming and rape gang problem… So why did Sadiq Khan pretend that he didn’t know of the issue ?

Scotland are fucking shit 😆

@benonwine Only lefty nonces

Does anyone actually use BlueSky?

Gary Lineker called for Israel to be banned from International Football. Do you stand with Gary Lineker? Like if you do.

@ronsterd89 And you still pay for a blue tick, making him richer and you, ironically, poorer...

Elon Musk once jokingly offered to end World Hunger, asking how much it would cost as if it would be some incalculable number. When the UN replied saying 6.6 Billion would be enough to immediately end Famine for the year he never responded, and a few months later bought Twitter for 44 Billion. You struggle and suffer because people like him are allowed to exist, not because your neighbor is an immigrant.

@MAGAMAHACindy Fat people are disgusting

Fat people are fat because they eat too many calories and do not burn it off. Hard and simple truth.

If you follow me, just know that I’m racist as fuck.

@BritWeatherSvs @PatrickChristys @Nanaakua1 @JuliaHB1 @Alexarmstrong @Benleo @TiceRichard @Nigel_Farage So glad you don't appear on GBNEWS anymore, nutty climate cunt.

Today is now then hottest June day in recorded history for the U.K. So, which of these fossil-fuelled climate deniers is going to own up to being dangerously & absurdly wrong? 👇 @PatrickChristys @Nanaakua1 @JuliaHB1 @Alexarmstrong @Benleo @TiceRichard @Nigel_Farage

@benonwine Smash the window. And no criminal damage prosecution for doing so, by law.

What would YOU do if you saw a dog locked in a hot car in this heatwave? 🐶🥵🚗

@DawnNeesom for decades, people traveled miles to hotter climes for their holidays. But now the hotter climes have come to them, they’re all supposed to go into panic mode? I don’t think so.

Why are all the news bulletins treating adults like backward toddlers when it comes to the heatwave? Patronising, infantilising bollox 🙄#heatwave #summer

@realleepbaker Definitely by 2076

How many years til everyone alive in 1976 is dead? So we don’t have to hear about their heatwave every time the sun comes out.

For all you cu nts who voted for Brexit. You broke our country over your racism. You listened to Nigel and Boris and destroyed the UK. Shame on you all 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🫵

@SocialistHB Oh God, you're 'one of those'...aren't you 🫣

A teacher at my son’s school passed out today. We need a maximum working temperature!

@Brick_Cop @PeterBleksley @metpoliceuk Remind people to drink water? Has the world gone fucking mad? Nanny state woke liberal bollox. That's my reply. Thanks 👍

@PeterBleksley @metpoliceuk Peter, please take this down. You’re well aware how often Police are called to conduct welfare checks on vulnerable people during heatwaves. It’s a logical, preventative measure to remind people to stay hydrated, and to look after themselves. ‘Preserving life and limb.’ 🤷🏼‍♂️🚨

Dear @metpoliceuk, it is not your job to issue weather advice. Try sticking to investigating crime and arresting criminals. This mission creep is deeply sinister.

@KarenCharlReins Mosquitos avoid them for fear of catching a disease

Even mosquitos are worth more than niggers