Stephen Poorer - Maricopa Cnty Recorder (Parody)

@JudyForAZ wow when I was in school and we couldn’t afford lunch, they made us eat peanut butters and jelly. nobody passed legislation to feed us 🤣

I need a new snack. What are some of the best snacks besides Cheetos if any exist that are better

@_KrisHunter_ wow

From the beginning.

Rich Men North of Richmond has been uploaded to all major streaming platforms and will show up there in a few days. Im still in a state of shock at the outpouring of love I've seen in the comments, messages and emails. I'm working to respond to everyone as quickly as possible.

@KamalaHarris @JoeBiden You’re literally the worst rated VP in the history of America.

Three years ago today, @JoeBiden asked me to be his running mate. Working alongside him is the honor of a lifetime and, together, we are continuing to create a better future for the American people.

I wasn’t ready

About to drop in (I’m not nervous)

The Tony Hawk of Maricopa

Is a bonus hole when you are on the green in fewer shots than it takes to complete 18 holes?

@KariLake #FunFact we both grew up in Illinois!

I’ll be at the Iowa State Fair today & I hope to see my fellow-Iowans there. I’d love to meet you! 🇺🇸 🌽

@katiehobbs @CNN How is abortion more important than securing the border and the lives of millions of folks in the communities?

I joined @cnn to talk about the energy in Arizona for our 2024 ballot measure that will finally enshrine a right to abortion in our constitution next November!

@DecentFiJC The 5% who care should stick together and fight our enemies. Are you still working with your team at Quantum?

Everyone’s talking about “cLiMaTe ChAnGe” but what about the giant Cheeto eating spiders harassing the locals?

@merissacaldwell @katiehobbs @krismayes Facts 💯 Which one do you think is worse?

. @katiehobbs @krismayes are two tyrants cut from the same cloth ⬇️

@weed_obnoxious 😭🤣🤣

I can’t believe I survived the intense summer heat. It’s a miracle.

@r_icearrow I think you’re on to something here

@StephenPoorer It's all the training by eating hot cheetos.

@JenAFifield Sounded pretty legit to me. Which part of it was a lie?

Here I fixed the description: "Here is an old video of someone making something up" Someone ask him how he got access to voters' full social security numbers that were never given out - not during 'audit,' not ever. Did he illegally obtain these?