StillTypeWriting

We have realized our methods of Old Propaganda do not work anymore. Due to these realizations, we have hired a “Hard Phonk Edit” team, as they call themselves, to spread the Glorious name of our Regime among the newer generations.

We'd like to offer our Condolences to Death after it was forced to face Chuck Norris. In Our Regime, We are always Watching. When Chuck Norris visited our regime, we had to ask for his permission first.

We’d like to make an extremely important distinction. When our party members are loud in parliament, they are being courageous and standing up for The People against the Establishment. When the opposition is loud, they are merely vulgar barbarians and should be hanged.

@zuhaitz_dev Our Regime deems that forever wars are almost always better than these petty investments into "Human Resources". A population constantly in conflict is a population united.

It is funny when you know this meme is often used for things such as solving world hunger. As a reminder, in the first week of war with Iran, the US has spent over 10 billion dollars, without achieving any strategic goals (goals that don't seem to exist either). With that money, the UN estimates that you could stop acute starvation globally for over a year. Now, we could argue whether or not that's doable, but even if takes double the amount, it seems like a better investment than this war which is taking innocent lives from both sides.

@raydotsh Post deemed a Micro-banger.

Finally done with this, never doing it again

@raydotsh Quite a lot of familiar faces. Old loyalists from the Golden Age of the Regime.

We’re currently drafting, in light of the recent forever wars with our Barbarian Neighbors. If you are alive (optionally), our Recruiting Officers will approach you shortly. We “request”, although mandatorily, for you to comply and lay your life so our Glorious Regime may live another hour, and if we're fortunate enough, another day. Sons of Bureaucrats and Generals need not apply.

In case of a war, Our Regime has a strategic reserve of Cardboards in case our leadership is evaporated within the first day of conflict. The sketch of each leader's face is etched with patriotic enthusiasm on our Study State-Approved Cardboard, for our opponents to cower before. We recommend the citizens to do the same, and etch your faces on your personal cardboards for you to be remembered forever, in case you are liquidated.

For maximum exposure to State propaganda, we are enforcing a new nationwide policy, requiring citizens to spend a minimum of 16 hours on twitter. For those who already meet this criteria; you are model citizens in the eyes of the State and shall be allotted a bottle of deodorant for your troubles in Service of Our Glorious Nation.

We urge our Citizens to Gamble more. Our [Ministry of Virtue] has deemed Gambling a morally correct act, and urges you, the righteous citizen, to gamble more and create a Glorious, State-approved, life. Our State-Casinos are open 24/7 for the convenience of our Hard-working Citizens. We request you to create a better tomorrow for your family and our Nation, by Gambling more. A rich man's life awaits you. [Transmission Issued For Promotion of Virtues Under Ministry]

As a parasitic regime, we have determined that there is nothing left in Tech Twitter to exploit or plunder anymore. As a result Our Government is proceeding with a relocation to #stantwitter and shall remain there until its resources are exhausted in service of maintaining Our Glorious State.

@TheByteDax We deem the lifetime of most accounts on the platform is a mere 6 months. One must keep engaging with new accounts if one does not want to feel left behind.

Feels like everyone has left X Why does it feel so barren Where are all my frnds 😭😭

@mntxaihq Post deemed a Standard banger.

Cursor $20 plan

We’re pleased to announce that Vapes have been declared legal substances under our Regime. To receive your new patriotic vape, please head to your nearest Central Distribution Centre immediately and don’t forget your Citizen ID. All citizens are mandated to hit their State-Assigned vapes regularly and happily dig themselves into an early grave with compliance, as a thoughtful gesture to save Our State’s Glorious Senior-Citizen Welfare Funds. If you die early enough, maybe these funds can be allocated to more, collectively beneficial, purposes, such as killing birds that invade our collective farms.

Au pairs have been declared illegal aliens in our Regime. If you see an Au Pair, we request you to alert us immediately. Some common signs to identify an Au Pair: Usually Underage, White, Reportedly from a culture with a lack of Bras. Non-conforming Au pairs will be given a bra and shot on sight. [Issued by The Ministry of Immigration, In Partnership with the Association of Housewives]

We've come to the grave realization that when we eradicated the furry population from our Regime, we also lost everybody with the ability to draw. We no longer have people capable of creating Regime propaganda posters. The compulsory mass-furryfication program shall be implemented soon to restore the lost Artist furry population.

Our Regime and Surveillance State has declared itself an ally of the Liberal Democratic Party. We've come to the conclusion that Our Glorious Government has more in common with the democrats than any other Group on the planet, and look forward to our future Collaborations.

After the war in Iran, Our Regime has become much more aware about the importance of deterrence through strength. As a result, we’ve authorized an increase in strategic reserves of Sora Credits to ensure that whenever the Enemy strikes us, their AI careers, AI drones, AI bases and AI troops are never safe.

@abhijitwt Post deemed our Ministry Seal for 100k+ likes.

> expected: 55,000 jobs > actual: –92,000 jobs pack it up boys, it's so over

@alightinastorm @Izkimar We quite agree with the statement.

@Izkimar @StillTypeWritin you hearin that

get back to the grind brother you know i'm watching you vibes