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@jonstewart Wow, you really don’t do well without writers

Elon Musk is an extremely skilled propagandist.

Eliminating the head of the Basij won't work because other Basij will just take his pl -- oh shit the new guy is gone too. But a new Basij leader will still repla -- fuck he's gone too. OK, maybe this will work.

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Let’s get you HOME! Take advantage of the HISTORIC CBP Home Deal we are offering to illegal aliens — a $2,600 exit bonus AND a free flight to your home country: dhs.gov/cbphome

Math huh? Here’s a little math idea for you. Sit down with Tim Scott since he’s the chair of the NRSC and make it clear that anyone who doesn’t vote for the Save America Act gets ZERO in campaign funds!! ZILCH!! NADA!! NOTHING!!!! How’s THAT math?

@IfindRetards You do realize the picture on the left is the most recent picture of him

What happened to Dave Bautista?

Sorry Senator your decision against @SenMullin is personal. YOU wanted an apology and he stood his ground. It was all about U, btw where is your DR. FAUCI that you were going to put in jail? He is living the high life.

I just sent a letter to Leader Thune with 24 of my Republican colleagues letting him know that until they pass the SAVE America Act, we will be voting NO on any Senate bills that come to the House floor.  Republicans made a promise to the American people to secure our elections.  President Trump is counting on us. It’s time for the Senate to deliver.

@megynkelly They shouldn’t be indicted they should be hung

You wanna rip the GOP apart right to its core and prevent a single America First voter from participating in the midterms? Indict Joe Kent and Tucker Carlson. See how that works out.

@ggreenwald The only thing they have in common is they are Nazis and they need to be expelled from the Republican Party.

There are numerous people who were very popular in MAGA now being expelled: Tucker, MTG, Megyn Kelly, Massie, Joe Kent, etc. They all have one thing -- and only one thing -- in common: They are critics of Israel. But that's the supreme issue for Mark Levin's movement (MAGA).🇮🇱

THE POWER OF BEING UNREADABLE t.me/LauraAbolichan… If there is one consistent thread running through Trump’s presidency, it is unpredictability as a deliberate weapon. Again and again, we see the same pattern unfold; praise followed by pressure, threats paired with offers, escalation one day, restraint the next and sanctions alongside negotiations. There is no clear script, nor logic, and that is precisely the point. Trump does not telegraph his moves, he does not follow diplomatic norms; instead he creates strategic uncertainty, forcing opponents into a constant state of reaction rather than planning. Look at what has unfolded, and what is still unfolding, from trade wars to military posturing, from sudden withdrawals to unexpected overtures, from verbal provocation to unexpected restraint, to missiles launched. The message is never the specific threat, the message is: you cannot predict me. When an adversary cannot predict whether the next step is pressure, peace, silence, or escalation, every option must be prepared for. That drains resources, fractures confidence, and shifts the balance of power without a single shot being fired. This is psychological warfare. In an age where kinetic conflict is catastrophic, the highest form of strategy is to exhaust adversaries mentally, economically, and politically until resistance collapses on its own. Predictable leaders reassure the system, unpredictable leaders destabilise it, and destabilising this evil, decaying system is the only way to force real change. #NothingCanStopWhatIsComing

@rayguarino @Nadav_Eyal You beta males are hilarious

@Nadav_Eyal Now that can't be possible because President Bone Spurs and Hennessey Hegseth said the Iranian Navy has been destroyed.

Breaking: The IDF confirms it has struck the Iranian naval fleet in the Caspian Sea. The fleet had been used during the war in Ukraine to transfer equipment from Iran to Russia.

You abject Canadian RETARDS! YOUR COUNTRY PUTS DEPRESSED PEOPLE TO DEATH!! 👇👇👇👇👇🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Canada now offering SAME-DAY assisted suicide! dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

@RWMaloneMD Third trimester is unambiguously murder

@weeklyshowpod @CaseyNewton @noUpside Jon Stewart is an extremely skilled propagandist disguised as a truth-teller

Here's my 'Petition for Writ of Mandate' being served on the California Attorney General to disqualify Washington D.C. 'principal resident' Eric Swalwell, who has no California address and can't run for governor. Court date is Monday, March 23rd! SwalwellisDisqualified.com

Homie doeant know the difference between natural gas and gasoline 💀🤣🤣

I’m producing big-time receipts and getting throttled😉 I’m gonna continue to produce receipts on these scumbags are you with me?

@EmmanuelMacron You are irrelevant

I have just spoken with the Emir of Qatar and President Trump following the strikes that hit gas production facilities in Iran and Qatar today. It is in our common interest to implement, without delay, a moratorium on strikes targeting civilian infrastructure, particularly energy and water supply facilities. Civilian populations and their essential needs, as well as the security of energy supplies, must be protected from military escalation.

@The_FJC Nope, we’ve reflag their ships and charge them… A lot!

If the European countries who rely on oil going through the Strait of Hormuz don't want to protect the Strait of Hormuz, then fck em.