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@AmericaReal3 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Helen Keller walks into a bar, then a table, then a chair....

Have a happy and blessed Easter everyone

This was how the world reacted to the release of the Passion of the Christ in 2004 People moved to tears and beyond words There was a reason the film was slandered and lied about before it came out, it was one of the most powerful witnesses to Jesus Christ ever made

G’night folks ! Sleep long and hard. 😁

Temu SpaceX

A young Irish girl goes to confession... And says, “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. The priest replies, “Go ahead, my child.” “Well”, she says, “Last night I made love to me boyfriend... FIVE TIMES! And it was GLORIOUS, Father. He made me tingle all over, and I swear it was as though I was seein’ the stars in my passion. And, I think I may have wailed like a banshee. More than once. And me legs was all wibbly wobbly, even the next mornin’. But, I know that makin’ love to me boyfriend before marriage is a sin, and I’ve come seekin’ absolution. The priest sits back, rubs his forehead, and looks at the young lass and says, “Right. What I need for you to do is go down to Mr. O’Malley’s market and get four good sized lemons. Go home, cut them in half, and squeeze the juice into a nice tall glass and drink in down straight away.” The girl looks at the priest with a confused look and asks, “ Will that absolve me of me sin, Father?” “NO, but it’ll wipe the smile off yer face!”

@jackiejames1004 @spectrecotton 🤷

@spectrecotton @TJCJunior Maybe??? IDK

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@HappyMotorhead 😳😳😳🤣😂

Do you have a light?

From snatching bags to catching Leadicillin

@jackiejames1004 @randy96054 Now you’re talking !! 😁👍🏼

@randy96054 @TJCJunior Some use spam or fried bologna

Hero

A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said. "Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy. The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36 Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?" "No Honey, it's because you're 24." 🤣🤣

@lucyshow11 👍🏼

Al Bundy is CLASSIC 🤣🤣🤣

@BuzzPatterson Like a roller coaster ride

Cool! I wanna fly this approach!

Would or Wouldn't?

@HappyMotorhead Yup - a definite WOULD

No source yet. Standby for the release. There’s some serious shit going on right now.

Englishman: "That's your dog?" Welshman: "Aye" Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?' Welshman: "Dog doesn't talk.” Englishman: Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doing all right." Welshman: (look of shock) Englishman: Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman) Dog: "Yep." Englishman: How's he treating you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play." Welshman: (Look of total disbelief!) Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Welshman: "Horse doesn't talk.” Englishman: "Hey, horse, how's it going?" Horse: "Cool." Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!) Englishman: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Welshman) Horse: "Yep." Englishman: "How's he treating you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather." Welshman: (Look of total amazement!) Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Welshman: "That sheep's a f00king liar!!”