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@1040bay So true !

So often, such a better friend than we ever deserve… amazing!

One of the eeriest Twilight Zone episodes “The Hitchhiker” 🔥 I won’t give away the plot… Do you remember?

@SaveAmericaNew @SirSven33 👍🏼

🚨BREAKING: KAROLINE LEAVITT UNLEASHED! "REPORTER": The ICE agent k*lled her recklessly and unjustifiably! LEAVITT: "You're a left-wing HACK, you're not a REPORTER!" 🔥 "You shouldn't even be sitting in that SEAT! You're pretending like you're a journalist, but you're a left-wing activist, and the question that you just raised and your answer proves your bias!" "You're POSING in this room as a journalist, and it's so clear by the premise of your question!" "You should be reporting on the facts, you should be reporting on the cases. Do you have the numbers of how many American citizens were killed at the hands of illegal aliens who ICE is trying to remove from this country? I bet you don't." "I bet you didn't even read up on those stories. I bet you never even read about Laken Riley or Jocelyn Nungaray or all of the innocent Americans who were killed at the hands of illegal aliens in this country!" "And the brave men and women of ICE are doing everything in their power to remove those heinous individuals and make our communities safer." "And SHAME on people like you in the media who have a crooked view and have a biased view and pretend like you're a real honest journalist." Do you firmly support KAROLINE on this? A. Huge Yes B. No IF Yes, Give me a THUMBS-UP👍!! MAKE THIS GO VIRAL ON 𝕏. LET’S GO 👏

Watching the UK and Australia panic. No oil for you! 😭😅 Leave NATO! Bomb Iran back into the stone age. Make America Great Again. Daddy Trump is the Goat! 👌

Summertime is creeping up. Keep it clean ladies.

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FAFO Reel

@PATRIOT2117 👍🏼

Good morning, everyone! Have a fabulous day! ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

@1040bay @C_3C_3 Yup

@C_3C_3 She’s a scorpion. You’re asking if she’s going to sting???

Go on the record… Will Amy Coney Barrett stab us in the back again? What say you?

@lucyshow11 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼 it’s all good !!!

Is that wrong? 😑 😅

Speed Bump

@PATRIOT2117 😳😳😳😳

The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was due to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye, and said, “Well, I’m off now. The man should be here soon.” Half an hour later, just by chance, a baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. “Good morning, ma’am,” he said. “I’ve come to…” “Oh, no need to explain,” Mrs. Smith cut in. “I’ve been expecting you.” “Have you really?” said the photographer. “Well, that’s good! Babies are my specialty.” “Well, that’s what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat.” After a moment, she asked, blushing, “Well, where do we start?” “Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and possibly two on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.” “Bathtub? Living room floor? No wonder it didn’t work out for Harry and me.” “Well, ma’am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time, but if we try several different positions, and if I shoot from six or seven different angles, I’m sure you will be pleased with the results.” “My, that’s a lot!” gasped Mrs. Smith. “Ma’am, in my line of work, a man has to take his time. I’d love to be in and out in five minutes, but I’m sure you’d be disappointed with that.” “Don’t I know it,” sighed Mrs. Smith. The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. “This one was done on top of a bus,” he said. “Oh my God!” exclaimed Mrs. Smith, grasping at her throat. “And these twins turned out exceptionally well, especially considering how difficult their mother was to work with.” “She was difficult?” asked Mrs. Smith. “Yes, I’m afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look.” “Four and five deep?” said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement. “Yes,” the photographer replied. “And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling, and I found it hard to concentrate. And when darkness approached, I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels started nibbling on my equipment, I had to pack it all in.” Mrs. Smith leaned forward, “Do you mean, they actually chewed on your, umm, equipment…?” “Yes, it’s true, ma’am. Well, if you’re ready, I’ll set up my tripod., and we can get to work right away.” “Tripod??” “Oh, yes ma’am! I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It’s much too heavy to be held in the hand very long.” With that, Mrs. Smith fainted.

@QueenAnticommie 😳😂🤣👍🏼

It’s NOT what you think….

@pvtjokerus That minx

IYKYK

@GeneralPatton83 😁 hi !

@TJCJunior Hi TJ

Good evening y'all 👋

@ThrillaRilla369 Of course it was accidental

@ThrillaRilla369 Broke my left shoulder in 4 places doing a swan dive off a ladder while painting. 🙄

Who here has broken a bone in their lifetime and how’d you do it? I broke my arm thinking I could skateboard when I was in high school 🛹

@HappyMotorhead 👎

Would or Wouldn't? Subaru BRAT, a cult-classic compact pickup truck manufactured by Subaru from 1978 to 1994