Wicky San 👻🔰

I’ve sat thru 2 Super Mario movies w/o an appearance or even a mention of my favorite character. I’ve raced with this man. I’ve golfed with this man. I’ve bled with this man. Blow on the cartridge and get this right, @NintendoAmerica Also, Danny McBride should voice him.

Or you can actually hold parents accountable for the actions of their wayward teens. But you would never because you're black, their black, parents black.......can't scrutinize because you would rather do photo ops with black residents than hold black parents accountable for their wayward teenagers. #Chicago

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 That’s Roachjuice

This dude tried to buy $650 Amiri jeans with only $22 😭

@toys_retro Godzilla

@obsrvate Mothafucka rocking the security guard’s grills and flexin’

Pooh Shiesty posted a video after he kidnapped and robbed Gucci Mane at gunpoint and showed off the new chains and grills that him and his crew stole from Gucci Mane 😳 "Come get it back in blood" "Should of paid me my money you a rat and you lucky that we let you live"

Super Mario Galaxy Movie No Gays No Trans No LGBTQ representation at all I recommend it and its definitely a good time with the family

Sorry, Bulls fans... Your team went full woke. Par for the course in Chicago, I suppose...

@TheMagaHulk With leading pilot Laquan McDonald

Trayvon Martin would have likely been one of the astronauts selected for the Artemis 2 if George Zimmerman hadn't shot him

People deserve a second chance? How many Chicago residents never got one, @ChicagosMayor? Tell that to Bethany MaGee. She was set on fire on the CTA by a man with 72 prior arrests. Tell that to Sheridan Gorman, the 18-year-old Loyola student murdered by a Venezuelan migrant who had a prior arrest and was free on our streets. Tell that to 14-year-old Armani Floyd. He was shot and killed in the Loop during a teen takeover just hours after the Christmas tree lighting. Your soft-on-crime policies don’t make the city stronger. They make it deadlier for law-abiding Chicagoans. The next Chicago mayoral election is February 23, 2027. Brandon Johnson doesn’t deserve a second chance.

@White_Pr1me @NBA

If all blacks suddenly disappeared, what benefit would the world lose?

@IraqNT_EN Bolivians at the stadium:

شكراً للمكسيك على حسن الاستضافة واللحظات الجميلة 🇲🇽❤️ أرضٌ احتضنت حلمنا… ومن هنا بدأ طريق المجد ✨🇮🇶 Gracias a México por la cálida hospitalidad y los momentos inolvidables 🇲🇽❤️ Una tierra que abrazó nuestro sueño… y desde aquí comenzó el camino hacia la gloria ✨🇮🇶 #mexico🇲🇽 #monterey #iraq

@EndWokeness Chimpin ain’t easy

1 year ago, Austin Metcalf (17) was kiIIed in coId bIood by Karmelo Anthony at a track meet. There's security footage of the attack. It still hasn't seen the light of day.

Mundial del 2046 con cupo para 90 selecciones 🧐 Italia perdiendo el repechaje en el último minuto ante la Nueva República Democrática de Oaxaca 😜

@DKCasino Just send me a toothless midget hooker and call it a deal

to my dear followers, i want to extend my dearest apologies for the little april fools prank i pulled yesterday. i never intended to hurt anyone this badly by not handing out any casino credits. this was completely unacceptable on my end and i can assure there won't be any more pranks coming your way. to alleviate tensions, please comment below accepting my apology and i will be sure to pay it forward 💸 warm regards, admin

@NYCMayor @ChicagosMayor will never say something like this. He’ll be like leave my monkeys alone

A 7-month-old baby was shot and killed today in Brooklyn — an unthinkable loss. I’m grateful for the hospital staff who did everything they could and the NYPD for their ongoing work to find those responsible for this heinous murder. We cannot accept this violence as normal. Too many families have suffered this pain.

@JBPritzker @JBPritzker is the reason people wake up and laugh at Illinois.

Every Republican needs to answer this today: Do you support Trump's war in Iran that is sending prices through the roof? Silence is an answer.

@DailyLoud WTF let @druski twerk It out at the end

Chick-fil-A fires entire staff after employee posts viral video on social media 👀

@CWBChicago Always the usual suspects.

A family pulled over to find a house address where they were meeting relatives. Then a 16-year-old on probation for armed robbery allegedly walked up, took a shooting stance, and opened fire, striking their 12-year-old son in the head. cwbchicago.com/2026/04/16-yea…

🚨 Mario Balotelli on Italy failing to qualify for their third consecutive World Cup after losing to Bosnia:   “They crucified me when we got knocked out in the group stages in 2014. They told the media I was the problem with Italian football. Well, what is the excuse now? I scored our last World Cup goal almost twelve years ago, and I've been watching them fail from my sofa ever since. FIFA expanded the tournament to 48 teams — half the planet is going to North America this summer, and we still managed to lose to Bosnia. They want to cry about the system being unfair, but the truth is there is no personality left in that squad. When the penalty shootout started last night, I just saw boys shaking with fear. In 2014 it was my fault. Today, it’s just embarrassing.”