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@NancyMace The way Rand Paul was acting, I thought Markwayne assaulted him.

Didn’t know Rand Paul had to have part of his lung removed after he was assaulted. Makes this exchange with Markwayne Mullin all the more disturbing. How difficult is it to say someone shouldn’t be assaulted, nor should we be encouraging violence of others?

@Philly_Mike25 Smartt move.

#Eagles Tight End Factory!

@DiBonaNFL You're right, AJ was a Patriot fan growing up so that means WIP's made up trade has to be true. AJ is going to be here this year and the whole media that has been suckling up to the tit of @DMRussini will be shocked!

You must be new here. I’m the furthest thing from someone that believes A.J. Brown will be playing for the Eagles in 2026.

@GuntherEagleman Just a reminder of the day Chuck was born.

🚨 BREAKING: CHUCK NORRIS HOSPITALIZED AFTER MEDICAL EMERGENCY IN HAWAII! The legendary action star and martial arts icon has been rushed to the hospital on the island of Kauai following a sudden medical issue in the last 24 hours. Pray for Chuck!

@GuntherEagleman Chuck's medical emergency was probably him trying to carry the ambulance himself and the paramedics got hurt. Prayers for Chuck! Love you Brau!

@ThePhillyPod Smartt move.

Eagles are signing former Chargers, Jets TE Stone Smartt to a one-year deal. Will likely be camp competition for Grant Calcaterra.

𝗙𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗠𝗔𝗡 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗠𝗦 𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗬𝗕𝗢𝗗𝗬 𝗔𝗟𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗬 𝗞𝗡𝗘𝗪 John Fetterman just diagnosed his own party on camera — and the diagnosis is brutal. Asked who the leader of the Democratic Party is right now, he didn't say Hakeem Jeffries. He didn't say Chuck Schumer. He didn't name a governor or a rising star. He said: 𝘛𝘋𝘚. 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘋𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘚𝘺𝘯𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘺. And then he gave the clearest illustration of what that means: Trump could come out in favor of ice cream and lazy Sundays — and Democrats would hate it. They would vote it down. He said "we." That's a senator admitting his own party has completely lost its independent judgment and is now operating purely on the axis of whatever Trump is for, they're against. Voter ID? Against it. Secure border? Against it. Deporting criminals? Against it. Fund the agency that keeps airports safe? Against it — because ICE is in the same department. We've been saying this for months. Now one of their own senators is saying it publicly, with a shrug, like it's just an accepted fact of Democratic political life. The party that used to at least pretend to have principles has reduced itself to a single operating instruction: oppose Trump. Not because his policies are wrong. Not because they have a better idea. Because he's Trump. Fetterman is one of maybe three Democrats in elected office willing to say true things. That's not a healthy party. That's a party that's been hollowed out and replaced with pure reactionary rage. They'd vote down ice cream. Think about that the next time they tell you they're fighting for the American people.

This is what happens when you take the FBI out of Washington and put it back where it belongs, in the fight. • 6,200+ missing kids located, +30% • 1,700 child predators arrested, +17% • 300+ human traffickers arrested, +15% • 764 criminal networks dismantled, arrests +20% • Online exploitation & NVE arrests up 490% • 3.8M+ pedophile accounts terminated on the dark web • 435+ VCAC arrests, 300+ indictments • 322+ child victims located • 500+ child predator & HT arrests this year • Just rescued two minors, a 16-year-old and a 7-month-old We rebuilt this FBI from the ground up, pushed agents into the field, and turned every tool we have against these sick criminals. This FBI is coming for them.

@MrJulieGoldman @ScottPresler Looks like you are a hating liberal homophobe Karen with TDS. When a regular gay guy goes republican, you KNOW that Dems have serious issues. Scott is an American hero!

Hey. If you want a self hating homosexual Trump loving pandering, coward, paid influencer, as your state committee rep vote for this tool! He will be sure to represent his bosses and make sure to lie, bait and fuck you over ! #maga #tool @ScottPresler

@RealGlenMacnow Oops! I read it wrong.

@TheBeardKnoweth No, that's the name I was thinking of.

First ginger QB on the team since …

This right here!

@JFMcMullen NICE!

New #Eagles CB Jonathan Jones is a pilot and flew himself from Charlotte to Philly today to sign his contract.

@DiBonaNFL TRADE!!!

After signing Arnold Ebiketie, the Eagles may not be done adding edge rushers this offseason. Should Philadelphia sign another free agent or take a big swing in a trade? 🤔 I answered that question and more here: thephillyspecialshow.com/blog-posts/eag…

This right here!

@ThePhillyPod I am never taking a guard in the first round. Neither are the Eagles.

Howie should sprint to the podium if Vega Ioane is still on the board at #23.

@lawlornfl Guards in the first round are a waste of a pick.

Ioane is a special player, the kind of guy Howie targets in the draft. The question is whether he would fall to 23. Would be a terrific addition to the Eagles OL.

@EricLDaugh There not going to pass it without mail in ballots, that's going to be the compromise. It will be a watered down version allowing mail in ballots and Dems win.

🚨 JUST IN: Senate Leader John Thune says the problem with passing the SAVE America Act is NOT his leadership being an issue — it's "math" "To get around 60 vote threshold, you need to nuke the filibuster, and there aren't the votes for that...it's a math issue, it isn't whether I want it or a question of leadership!" "You have 53 Senate Republicans with their own views." FACT: DEMOCRATS WILL NUKE IT ANYWAY, as SOON as they take power!

@EricLDaugh He's going to start acting like a republican now to get re-elected.

🚨 JUST IN: Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX) files legislation banning special treatment for all members of Congress at airports 1. All members of Congress must undergo the same TSA screening as all passengers 2. A ban on use of federal funds to give all Senators and House members with "expedited or preferential" access in security Cornyn faces a heated GOP primary against Ken Paxton in May

@thomasrp93 He really doesn't know. The narrative has been driven so hard by the local media that these national guys have no idea. Why doesn't one of them interview AJ or his agent?

Adam Schefter is all over the place... It's all "gut feeling". No certainty in anything he says regarding the topic. #Eagles