GrumpyOldDan

@ChadMiller9899 Beautiful muskie!

Me, Monday through Friday:

@ScottDochterman That poor nepo baby

Connor McCaffery preparing to watch Iowa against Florida. Connor McCaffery after Iowa reaches the Elite Eight. IYKYK

Beads

Just finished a Saturday Costco run - the stuff of which nightmares are made. Was pleasantly surprised to encounter fewer spatially-unaware dipshits than normal, and scored a sweet hydrangea for $20. 4/5 stars, would recommend

The best advice I’ve ever been given came from a package of Black Cat firecrackers: 1. Light fuse 2. Get away

@PlantRobinson One of the worst

Is naming your kid Braydon a hate crime?

I'm not much of a carpenter, but I think I could build a guillotine.

My asshole got annihilated. Kinda weird to advertise that…

@Girl_Censored You as well

Have a fantastic Saturday. 💋

@dizblu Happy birthday

It’s my birthday but no one sees my posts so, happy birthday to me.

Wordle 1,743 4/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

My brother’s son is in 9th grade learning about the Great Depression. He showed me a paragraph from his textbook today… and for a second, I genuinely thought it was about today’s economy. Strange how 100 years pass, yet some things barely change.

Why not get your tin hat and your gun and go yourself you chicken-hawk piece of shit?

@RepFine You are a vile, corpulent demon

@AnaKasparian In a more just world I would be married to Ana ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Even my biggest haters know how untrue this is. 😘 Keep lusting boys!

Gal Gadot Raise your hand, if you support Israel 🇮🇱

@EricSpracklen At the time this photo was taken most attendees were in Lindsey Graham’s suite:

If CPAC turnout is any representation of what November is going to look like, Republicans should be in full panic mode.