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@TheLiarbility

seeing the funny side of politics

Beigetreten Nisan 2026
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Reminder Sarah attempted become MP for Bolton South East in 2017, held the position of Mayor of Cheshire East before finally being elected MP for Runcorn and Helsby in 2025. She has also been an independent, Conservative and now Reform. Sounds a lot like a careerist using constituencies to benefit herself to us.
Sarah Pochin MP@SarahForRuncorn

Does anybody else find this extraordinarily arrogant of Burnham? He is already explaining what he may or may not do in government, assuming he can simply trample on the shoulders of the people of Makerfield to get there. x.com/politlcsuk/sta…

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The LB@TheLiarbility·
Reminder Sarah attempted become MP for Bolton South East in 2017, held the position of Mayor of Cheshire East before finally being elected MP for Runcorn and Helsby in 2025. She has also been an independent, Conservative and now Reform. Sounds a lot like a careerist using constituencies to benefit herself to us.
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Sarah Pochin MP
Sarah Pochin MP@SarahForRuncorn·
Does anybody else find this extraordinarily arrogant of Burnham? He is already explaining what he may or may not do in government, assuming he can simply trample on the shoulders of the people of Makerfield to get there. x.com/politlcsuk/sta…
Politics UK@PolitlcsUK

🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham says he is "not squeamish" about cutting welfare spending He says he wants to get more people into work through a ten-year plan which will also increase defence spending [@thetimes]

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The LB@TheLiarbility·
@SznPltts The Madrid derby gets more than four times more viewers than the Super Bowl. That’s just a regular league game in one country.
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Mr. Matt
Mr. Matt@mbs59er·
The only reason why the US doesn’t win every World Cup is because our best athletes choose football, baseball, basketball, and hockey over soccer It’s like we are sending our 5th string up against everyone else’s best
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Dean
Dean@DeanoRestore·
@antmiddleton @UKLabour Don’t agree with Ant going to Reform. But that from labour is nasty. It’s disgusting in fact. You lot in government want be ashamed of yourselves. Violent Muslims attacked and assaulted a women police officer and walked free you bunch of hypocrites.
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Ant Middleton
Ant Middleton@antmiddleton·
.@UKLabour I would STRONGLY suggest that you remove this post immediately as your statement of myself ‘assaulting’ a female officer is highly misleading and completely false as I’ve never laid a finger on a woman let alone a female Police officer! However doesn’t Labour allow for female police officers to have their noses broken nowadays??? #Manchester #Labourout
The Labour Party@UKLabour

Self-professed sexist calls man who assaulted female police officer his ‘hero’. Reform UK has a serious problem with women.

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Tom
Tom@tomwhx·
"He is the Prime Minister that is fit FOR THE MOMENT" Straight out of The Thick of It!
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The LB@TheLiarbility·
@AdamMeagher @mbs59er The Winter Olympic years replace the IIHF World championships in relevant years. Finland won the latest world championship.
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Adam Meagher
Adam Meagher@AdamMeagher·
@TheLiarbility @mbs59er I love shitting on US much as next person but they won Olympic gold in ice hockey (sadly) and that’s the pinnacle of the sport. Most of the best players are Canadian though.
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Nick Catterall
Nick Catterall@NickCatterall·
@AdamMeagher @TheLiarbility @mbs59er Original poster said World Cup soccer not Olympic soccer, so it only fair and right that in our answers we look at current World champions, not Olympic champions in each sport.
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HausenKS 🌾🇺🇸
HausenKS 🌾🇺🇸@HausenKS·
Brits are such odd people. All hating on America but it’s the same bandwagon clowns that are decked out head to toe in NFL jerseys like it’s their birthright. Teams they’ve got absolutely nothing to do with. Can’t take them seriously. They’re so confused, bless them. The irony is magnificent. 😎
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elliot@sufc1899

Yanks are such odd people. All hating on England but it’s the same plastic bellends that are decked out head to toe in Premier league Shirts like it’s their birthright. Teams they’ve got absolutely nowt do with. Can’t take them seriously. They’re so confused Bless them

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@HausenKS Raiders? Chargers? Rams? And that’s just in the last 10 years. It’s happened once in the UK (MK Dons) and all hell broke loose.
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Wild Wasteland Memes
Wild Wasteland Memes@Wasteland_Memes·
@365__Football Wouldn't expect people from a country younger than Kikkoman Soy Sauce to understand how character and history makes a better football stadium than big screens and fancy architecture.
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The LB@TheLiarbility·
Jenrick is honestly the worst of the worst of the type of politicians who see which way the wind blows and throw themselves in that direction. If he’s willing to brazenly lie about something so demonstrably untrue then what on earth else will he be lying about to the public.
Socialist Opera Singer@OperaSocialist

How the fuck have we got to this? Jenrick is trying to defend the indefensible by outright lying. I never thought I'd be defending Badenoch but what Reform have done crosses a line. They are a danger to democracy in the UK.

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The LB@TheLiarbility·
@OperaSocialist Jenrick is honestly the worst of the worst of the type of politicians who see which way the wind blows and throw themselves in that direction. If he’s willing to brazenly lie about something so demonstrably untrue then what on earth else will he be lying about to the public.
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Socialist Opera Singer
Socialist Opera Singer@OperaSocialist·
How the fuck have we got to this? Jenrick is trying to defend the indefensible by outright lying. I never thought I'd be defending Badenoch but what Reform have done crosses a line. They are a danger to democracy in the UK.
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The LB@TheLiarbility·
Ah yes you’re right apologies I thought you were talking about EBITDA. In that case maybe take this except directly from Tesco “Tesco PLC reported an adjusted operating profit (EBIT) of £3.15 billion for the 53-week financial year ending February 28, 2026”. So that’s still the total profit they reported.
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Pete Jones
Pete Jones@Buddsoddwr·
@TheLiarbility @Floatymcfloater @Matthew__Bowles @spectator Nowhere did I mention EBITDA? I said EBIT, which is what you’re quoting, but you call it adjusted operating profit. It’s the same thing. By your logic, if a company earns £3bn in operating profit, but has £1bn in interest and tax payments, they’ve still made £3bn profit?
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Matthew Bowles
Matthew Bowles@Matthew__Bowles·
The pushback to this tweet revealed how many people hear a large nominal figure and stop thinking proportionally. Tesco made about £3bn last year on roughly £70bn in revenue. On that scale, a £3bn profit is a remarkably thin return. My thoughts for the @spectator👇
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Matthew Bowles@Matthew__Bowles

Supermarkets have profit margins of between just 2% and 4%. Price caps have a long history of producing shortages, weaker supply and many empty shelves. Britain went down that path in the 1970s - it didn't end particularly well...

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The LB@TheLiarbility·
EBITDA is a pre-profit metric. Adjusted profit is the final and headline profitability metric on annual balance sheets. You claimed £3bn is the EBITDA and that the profit would then be a sub-total beneath that but that’s just factually wrong. Tesco’s EBITDA was c£5bn after the non-operating costs are taken off that they reported just over £3bn in profit.
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