The Promotainer

It’s 2/22/22!! A once-in-a-lifetime date when anything could happen. 🤑We’re giving out $10K, so RT with your Venmo handle & you might win $222. #VenmoMe Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 2/22. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: venmo.me/vm

We’re giving out $10,000 to celebrate love in all forms. RT this, drop your Venmo handle & tag someone you 💙. We might send you both $100, $250 or $500. #VenmoItForward Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 2/14. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: venmo.me/vif

Goodbye 2021, you were okay. Welcome 2022, please be better. We’re giving away $50,000 today. Share this post with your $cashtag for a chance to win $500, $250, or $100 #CashAppyNewYear No purc nec. Void where proh. Ends 12/31 help.cash.app/NYE

@Venmo What a great way to start the week! We’ll throw in even more money. RT this with your Venmo handle and follow @Millions for a chance to win $100 🙌 #VenmoMe

New Jersey and Delaware will be merging to become one state, named “New Delaware”. We’re offering @NJGov a fresh start. We’ll forget about all that stuff in the past. The capital will be the @demembridge, jughandles will be banned, and the full coastline will be “the beach.”