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Toy Jesus

@TheToyJesus

Low-quality Jesus for the purpose of novelty and entertainment.

Beigetreten Haziran 2009
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Toy Jesus@TheToyJesus·
Why dubs are better.
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@DrStorm44 If they allowed mouse controls in third person, it might be useful.
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@DRoseFan77 @Grummz A job for the sake of a job is a drain on society if it provides no value.
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Grummz@Grummz·
It's so over... "This will likely be the largest single layoff event in gaming history." Xbox list of studio closures has been allegedly leaked from an inside source according to George Broussard, original 3D Realms/Apogee founder. While he won't disclose them, he says on top of the closures, there will also be layoffs at the studios that survive the cut. "Xbox is going to be supremely unpopular for a very long time...like the meteor that took out the dinosaurs." Absolutely brutal, the crash is here boys.
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@TomHol40388241 @Grummz The media doesn't represent the people actually buying games. The media has no real power.
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Jdax@TomHol40388241·
@TheToyJesus @Grummz Even if they made it right, it won't be popular with game media and those are the only ones the fat cats among investors and leadership care about ..
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Edvin Johnson@JohnsonEdvin·
@TheToyJesus @Grummz "Done right" really is the keyword here. I have zero faith in the industry right now, but we'll see
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Toy Jesus@TheToyJesus·
@Rainmaker1973 Comments will larp having schizophrenia and say this is exactly how it is because they think this is cool.
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Massimo@Rainmaker1973·
This is a schizophrenia simulator and it's absolutely terrifying
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Dexerto@Dexerto·
Asmongold says he won't play console games again after struggling to beat Star Fox, except for the Ocarina of Time remake "I know it sounds like super autistic ... I just literally just cannot. I don't have the motor skills to use a controller"
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@Dexerto People forget how to use a controller effectively due to playing PC games for so long.
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@jui_cyapple The Mario movie turns every character into a comedic parody of themselves. It’s a terrible representation.
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Toy Jesus@TheToyJesus·
@michaelmalice Everyone has an inner monologue, the people who claim they don’t are too stupid to know they have one. This is similar to not having one but different enough to be worth pointing out.
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Michael Malice@michaelmalice·
A majority of people lack a self (inner monologue) They cannot understand how different people think, for the simple reason that they have no clue how they personally do either
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Toy Jesus@TheToyJesus·
@NarcSydePhil @poems_past If you’re streaming you ideally shouldn’t use HDR or anything that alters visuals that can’t be universally applied. Otherwise you can’t see what your stream sees and can’t monitor quality.
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NarcSydePhil ♛ dWo
NarcSydePhil ♛ dWo@NarcSydePhil·
@poems_past Calls himself a gamer but doesn’t know shit about display settings, graphic settings, HDR calibration, reshade, RTX HDR which isn’t compatible for every game but it’s literally just pressing ALT + F3 to try (not sure how that would translate to the viewers since I don’t stream)
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Not even 4 minutes in to playing the game today and he’s already regretting this lighting mod 😂
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@Otomi_elze I want expanded multiplayer modes with more vehicle options.
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音海エルゼ@Otomi_elze·
スターフォックス、急にDLCとかいってスターウルフをやらせてくれないか?
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@TheNCSmaster They have proven they can copy a good game. They have not yet proven they can continue it. Let them try, but if they fail and give us another dinosaur planet disaster they should be removed from Star Fox forever.
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TheNCSmaster@TheNCSmaster·
After multiple runs Yeah just give them the keys to Star Fox. We’re in good hands
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Toy Jesus@TheToyJesus·
@JustaUSB5 @IqDetector @TonyMichaelX It's not addressing the point I made. If they scan people into a game and present them as is, they will look unflattering. The photoshop look that you want is possible, but if a game is going for realism, it's not accurate.
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TONY@TonyMichaelX·
why tho?
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@lastchalice You mean all the trailers and gameplay footage prior to launch left you with “no idea”?
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Last Chalice@lastchalice·
We had no idea how hard Nintendo was about to go.
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Last Chalice@lastchalice·
Star Fox Assault felt like the proper direction forward for the series. - Developed by Namco - Released in 2005 - Arwing, Landmaster & on foot missions - Continues the story of 64 & Adventures This was the full scale spiritual sequel to 64. I’d love to see its direction return.
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Polymarket@Polymarket·
JUST IN: Paris’ deputy mayor says the U.S. bears “a significant amount of responsibility” for the deadly heatwave gripping France.
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Low IQ Detector, B.R.@IqDetector·
@TheToyJesus @JustaUSB5 @TonyMichaelX I think they did good work translating Quiet. Maybe not 1:1 but way better than now. I think in the modern activist captured industry it’s implied if not explicitly stated that the female characters are not meant to be pretty. Basically, no eye-candy allowed
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Toy Jesus@TheToyJesus·
@AkiraToriyama I dislike LGBT characters. Good writing can out weigh the negative of being a lgbt character, but there are no good writers in the modern game industry.
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Not Akira@AkiraToriyama·
Gamers don't dislike LGBT characters. Gamers dislike poorly written characters. Sylvando from Dragon Quest XI is my favorite character from that game, and a great proof of that. Who else would you add to the list of great LGBT characters?
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