Michael Malice

The man who broke the news that Biden would withdraw returns to "YOUR WELCOME" to lay out what 2028 will look like--and as we were recording, he announced the imminent Platner implosion Receipts upon receipts! Episode drops at 5pm eastern youtu.be/-Vcsfzc2v9o

If you missed this week's episode you missed @MarkHalperin explaining how the Democratic party elites feel about the rise of democratic socialists Full episode at youtu.be/-Vcsfzc2v9o

The Koreans have their own version of the smoke detector chirping The car will beep and beep consistently for them to put on their seat belt but they just ignore it

@Lenny5512 Valid opinion, I've removed u from my followers accordingly

@michaelmalice Okay, now this one is funny, malice’s other posts, not so much

Mitch McConnell is so brain damaged that he's taken the lead to be the 2028 Democratic nominee

The Korean lady at the fish market was laughing her ass off that all I ordered was a pin shell and two types of sea squirts

@AsleepAtWheel78 How so

@michaelmalice They volunteered at a hospital I worked at in the early 2000s, they were always very very weird.

In case you were wondering what happened to those conjoined twins who used to be on Stern PS I NEED TO LEAVE THE EARTH

Which of these do you think would be the worst birthday to have?

The reason we aren't getting specifics on Mitch McConnell's health condition is because his wife harvested his organs and you know it.

We have word from Mitch McConnell's doctor that he's on the road to a full recovery:

Mitch McConnell is so brain damaged that it's giving Mark Kelly an erection

Mitch McConnell isn't dying, he's filibustering

Apologies, I attached a photo by mistake Heres the video:

Mitch McConnell's team has released this video to show that hes fine. I hope all you conspiracy nuts feel good about yourselves now:

@Sriracha_king74 Hey @grok explain to @Sriracha_king74 what a data point is

My friend had to be told that no, people dont have a group of "favorite numbers" that they have an affinity for, in the sense of liking a bunch of colors over others.

@PersephoneK Several species

@michaelmalice There is something called a guitarfish? That's new but welcome information.

Im at the aquarium and the guy working here tried to tell me the guitarfish is a stingray and it degenerated into an incident #NoStinger

@papaco92 Unfortunately there's no way to find out

@michaelmalice thats not real. is it?

@arctoadus There was no kid

@michaelmalice Where's the line? I get what you're saying, but I get what he's saying too. I hope you didn't hurt the kid. The argument can be made that giraffes and llamas are just big goats. After all... great danes and chihuahuas are the same SPECIES, bro. Adaptation is powerful stuff.