WEIRDcel Gappy

Wasian superboy just killed Yakub the black scientist who invented white people

@ReviewsPossum Hilarious that they still try to only blame the straight men. It's the commies' original sin

Don't forget what Democrats had to say about Latinos when Trump won the Latino vote in 2024.

I understand that you did this because you love your son but this has been such a silly ordeal that you should actually have a public boxing match -- the first ever triple threat -- between him, yourself, and your father/(figure) who taught you to do this

It's kinda sus that you want a RAPIST to be hotter. Do better x.com/nemobazoingus/…

@SomeBitchIIKnow At some point they're going to start saying that the lack of significant climate change is evidence of climate change Like how having no symptoms of covid was a symptom of covid

AGAIN?

@CwispyZoup @InternetH0F Why is the judge Rutherford B. Hayes?

D4vd asked a judge if he could have a haircut and a new set of clothes before his preliminary hearing via TMZ

Just found out the 27yo guy who never hit puberty got a divorce TEN YEARS AGO

@Y40IFRQTTING This is actually how I got my first job

My mom just called to tell me that if I still haven't received any job offers I should check my emails because maybe they emailed me

@thot379 @pissvortex You don't have to brag about getting raped

@pissvortex i mean he did admit to being a virgin lmfaoooo

He saw a woman at his house and got so scared he attacked her

Blue button pushers: I would put my penis in the mousetrap to block it just in case a Somali wants to do it

@Howlingmutant0 @ProphetofS @TMZ The Holmes-posting will continue until morale improves

@ThievingBubbles @ProphetofS @TMZ Stop..

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: "Mission: Impossible" star Ving Rhames collapses in a restaurant. What we know: tmz.me/bH9JB0B

@ProphetofS @Howlingmutant0 @TMZ

@Howlingmutant0 @TMZ This is devastating, I’m so sorry for your loss Howler

JP Morgan trying to attack a photographer who tried to snap a photo of his nose. It was purple because of a disease

The saddest part about Better Call Saul is that it shows how good a legal drama could be without all the political bullshit and moral grandstanding

@SomeBitchIIKnow Satan, probably

There is nothing less romantic than a man with a wife and kids telling you he’ll abandon them for you. Like who tf do you think you’re impressing by being a fucking loser?

Hey married fellas, I’m not one to be impressed by your attempts to hit on me. I am more than capable of finding out who you are and where you live. And I will send your messages to your wife. Bark up a different tree. Preferably one at your home.

How exactly do I lose by trusting that most people are at least halfway intelligent? "Imagine who you'd be stuck with if only red survived" People who can plan for the future? People who also believe in common sense? How terrible

@MoralApe @ma1ybe @Zoya_ki_batein So many don't even want to marry Just fuck and shop

You guys are doing it to yourself. This attitude towards aging is loser behavior, and you need to get a grip (also mind you Margaret Qualley is 31 years old btw)

You have so many options. You could even go to Canada and they'll do it for you.

@Rainmaker1973 And none of them secured generational wealth

In order to be born, you needed: 2 parents 4 grandparents 8 great-grandparents 16 second great-grandparents 32 third great-grandparents 64 fourth great-grandparents 128 fifth great-grandparents 256 sixth great-grandparents 512 seventh great-grandparents 1,024 eighth great grandparents 2,048 ninth great-grandparents For you to be born today from 12 previous generations, you needed a total of 4,094 ancestors over the last 400 years. Think for a moment: How many struggles? How many battles? How many difficulties? How much sadness? How much happiness? How many love stories? How many expressions of hope for the future? – did your ancestors have to undergo for you to exist in this present moment... [theoretical calculation not considering the Pedigree Collapse]

@uncledoomer @VrilNyeX They thought Obama would fix everything. The entire media paraded anything that monster did. Millennials also creamed when Hillary and Biden ran, plus 2019 was a promising year until the Chinese face fucked all of humanity

not once in millenials lives did it ever actually seem like it was going to get better