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@Left_in_Limbo @MarkJLittlewood You silly bastard

@MarkJLittlewood 'Reform' is not 'conservative' you muppet, they are far-right arseholes.

Any teacher - at the expense of the taxpayer - who is a member of an organisation that says this should be fired immediately and their pension cancelled 👇

@zarahsultana @TheO2 The queen of cunts

Music is (collective) power 🎶✊🏽

@Arkan_Gaza @zarahsultana @TheO2 Daft cunt

@zarahsultana @TheO2 You are beautiful, my friend. Palestine is free. 🥹❤️

@Keir_Starmer You absolute weapon!

I will always make decisions that are in the national interest. It’s why we aren’t getting dragged into the Middle East conflict, and why we are fighting to protect your living standards. And while opposition parties have responded by dividing communities, we respond with hope and pride. Pride in our communities, and the hope of a country that’s better for our children. That’s what we’re fighting for. Vote Labour on Thursday 7 May.

@JLTPoetry @jk_rowling Stupid cunt

@jk_rowling Hopefully she verbally edited all the grammatical and editorial errors you so carelessly left throughout the book. Not being able to afford an editor for the first book is one thing. Not fixing it later when you have money is just lazy.

If you're the mother who was reading Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone aloud to your child on the LNER train from London to Edinburgh yesterday, one of my grown up children was listening and says you did the voices brilliantly❤️🥹

@benonwine London

Where is a place you have been to, but have no desire to visit again?

@SkyNews And yet they’re telling Jew to leave….mongs

'Lots of people are really sick of Islamophobic and anti-migrant narratives in our society.' Amnesty International UK's Alba Kapoor speaks to Sky News, as she joins protesters in demonstrating against the far-right in central London trib.al/cHDlCBg

@PolitlcsUK Cunt

🚨 WATCH: Ipswich Town’s Chairman apologises for hosting Nigel Farage “I unreservedly apologise for any hurt, pain, distress that’s been caused”

@MikeTappTweets Someone’s looking like a massive cunt!

I seem to remember being on Question Time, a few months ago, in Dover…my constituency. You were too scared to even put a Reform MP up for tonight it seems. Weak.

@BoveFromAbove @Skint_Eastwood1 Didn’t even need to guess this cunt had all the flags and pronoun shit in its bio

@Skint_Eastwood1 Good! You don’t get a free pass to break the law if you are old.

🚨AUTHORITARIAN BRITAIN: Police Throw a 75-Year-Old GRANDMOTHER with Double Hip Replacements Into a Van & REFUSED Her a Chair for Offering Peaceful Conversation Britain’s police priorities are shameful. 75-year-old grandmother Rose Docherty was arrested in the street for silently holding a sign: “Coercion is a crime, here to talk, only if you want.” She stood peacefully offering consensual conversation to anyone who approached (particularly on coercion, an issue close to her heart) without approaching or speaking to anyone. Officers threw the frail pensioner, who has had double hip replacements, into the back of a van, then held her in a cell for two hours and refused her a chair. This thuggish treatment of a peaceful elderly woman, while violent mobs often face lighter responses, shows how far free speech has fallen in the UK.

@NotFarLeftAtAll Nick Brown

What’s he found now …

@BBCNews @sharrond62 Good

Olympic women's sport to be for biological females only bbc.in/47la3Z5

@HeidiBachram @KimTranor All faces covered the stupid twats

💥 Police assertively removed a bunch of extremist pro-Pals from blocking a defence company in Newcastle today. They gave them 10 minutes warning and then acted. This is heartening to see.

@SkyNews @YorkshireLady3 Men banned from woman’s events. Fixed it for you.

BREAKING: Transgender women athletes banned from female Olympic events news.sky.com/story/transgen…

@SkySportsPL What the fuck is Howe doing on that list?

BREAKING: The Barclays Manager of the Month nominees for March are in! 💼

@LucyTCWife @LozzaFox @Christi61144576 Christ 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️😂😂

@LozzaFox @Christi61144576 I imagine it’s a tough wank 🤣❤️

I wish the wife was better looking. 😁 🍆

@MarieTidball @GillJames54 @Nigel_Farage @reformparty_uk Shut up ya daft bint

I’m absolutely livid. @Nigel_Farage and his @reformparty_uk MPs just walked out during my question to the PM about keeping snooker in Sheffield and getting a tram-train extension to Stocksbridge. Farage and Reform don’t care about constituencies or communities like mine.

@MatthewStadlen @KarlTurnerMP @ZackPolanski Here comes the apologist

@KarlTurnerMP @ZackPolanski Come on Karl. I’ve never met McSweeney, but that’s a very serious allegation.

I don’t believe McSwindle had his iPhone stolen. 🤷🏼‍♂️

@SkySports_Keith Be lucky to get 25 quid for Wissa

🚨 Newcastle are set to target a striker this summer — despite spending £125m on Nick Woltemade & Yoane Wissa last summer. 🔄 A summer of change is expected with as many as 8 changes to the squad possible. 🧤 A new goalkeeper will also be targeted by Eddie Howe & Ross Wilson, who will be given the opportunity to put right the mistakes of last summer’s transfer window. #NUFC skysports.com/football/news/…

@SkyNews @dili909 Good!

BREAKING: Transgender girls have been given until September 6 to leave the Guides. 🔗 Read more trib.al/eoOnJ1H