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Life is soup. I am a fork.

it's a federal crime to say the 1077th prime number

@NapervillePol Inside of you there are two wolves

This is diabolical lol

@ZacharyDonnini @nagy_minaj

Loudoun ED was YES+ 13.7. If this type of ED holds across NoVA there is not path for NO. If the rest of NoVA lags in ED, then NO has the slightest of hopes if YES totally tanks in Black areas. This is pretty much over.

BE SCARED!!!! HE'S NEAR!!!

Virginia polls are open until 7:00pm if you haven't already, pretty please get out there and vote Yes so i can live in the lobster district

This was my first thought when I read this 😭

@MLB @gliebs03 @Orioles Please

It’s giveaway time, Baltimore 💪 We are giving away a new Orioles City Connect jersey just for you! Repost and reply for your chance to win!

@PurpleLineMD @thedbk @CollegePark_MD @UofMaryland Finally seeing a purple line train after all the construction on campus:

No edits—just progress in motion 🚆 We’re closer than you think! @thedbk, @CollegePark_MD, @UofMaryland

@MSRterps Can he buy us some good players in the portal this year too?

Terp 🐢

“The Justice Department has withheld some Epstein files related to allegations that President Trump sexually abused a minor, an NPR investigation finds.” npr.org/2026/02/24/nx-…

the only solution to drunk driving is public transit.

What a trio 🏀

Current KenPom 80 George Mason 81 Georgetown 82 George Washington

If you told someone in 2018 that Sam Darnold was going to be the first QB from that draft class to make a super bowl, they’d probably believe you

Holy shit… was Michigan State snubbed?

.@espn couldn't have the Pac-12 being BOWL SZN CHAMPS, I guess so they added a 3 game minimum.

@the_transit_guy my cheap ass insulating all the windows and doors, turning the thermostat off, and living off my neighbors' cozy heat seeping through the shared walls

@QBgami And the monster’s inc broadcast ruined it. But that’s my own damn fault for watching that shit as a grown ass 23 year old man.

@PopTartsBowl how much would it cost to get a broadcast like this but with pop-tarts?